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The media won't say this, and neither apparently will the police, so I will.

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The media won't say this, and neither apparently will the police, so I will.
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RE: The media won't say this, and neither apparently will the police, so I will.
January 12, 2012 at 10:30 am
(January 11, 2012 at 7:34 pm)reverendjeremiah Wrote: what if I feel the sudden urge to put my tiny pee pee on the rail?

Make sure its not the third one.
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RE: The media won't say this, and neither apparently will the police, so I will.
January 12, 2012 at 10:41 am
Reminds me of the joke of the little old lady who asks a railway station porter, "If I put my foot on the rail, will I get an electric shock?" To which the porter replies, "Not unless you cock your other leg over that cable up there, madam."
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The media won't say this, and neither apparently will the police, so I will.

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