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The many faces of Jebus and Mary

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The many faces of Jebus and Mary
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The many faces of Jebus and Mary
January 11, 2012 at 4:05 am (This post was last modified: January 11, 2012 at 4:06 am by Napoléon.)
Jesus and Mary's faces pop up in the most obvious of places don't they?

http://news.uk.msn.com/the-jesus-and-mar...s/#image=1

Some pretty funny shit.


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Quote:We were walking along when I looked up and saw what I thought was the face of Jesus,' said Lisa Styles. 'I was so shocked I couldn't speak. I just looked at mum and pointed and her mouth fell open when she saw it. It definitely felt like a sign

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RE: The many faces of Jebus and Mary
January 11, 2012 at 4:22 am
Ah, good old pareidolia. My favourite response to this stuff?


At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: The many faces of Jebus and Mary
January 11, 2012 at 7:41 am
That is brilliant.
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RE: The many faces of Jebus and Mary
January 11, 2012 at 6:36 pm (This post was last modified: January 11, 2012 at 6:38 pm by Doubting Thomas.)
Arrgh... OK I can see how they can get a face out of it, but why the fuck does it always have to be Jesus? Every time a stupid Christian sees a face in something, it's always Jesus. Or, if it's a Catholic and they see a water stain, it's always Mary. Doesn't matter how fucking indistinct the face is, it's always Jesus.

How much you want to bet that dirt clod above doesn't look like a face from straight on?
Christian apologetics is the art of rolling a dog turd in sugar and selling it as a donut.
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RE: The many faces of Jebus and Mary
January 12, 2012 at 8:39 am
Tbh it the one with the pizza looks more like my friend Mike.
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RE: The many faces of Jebus and Mary
January 12, 2012 at 12:56 pm
This one is so appropriate on so many levels...


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RE: The many faces of Jebus and Mary
January 12, 2012 at 1:55 pm
That face looks sinister. I think that to be able to look at that picture and think "MY SAVIOUR OMG! PRAISE BE TO JEBUS" would take even more crazy than the grilled sammich jesus pilgrims have.
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RE: The many faces of Jebus and Mary
January 12, 2012 at 3:01 pm
Frankly, every time I see that dirt clod above, it reminds me of Mufasa from The Lion King.
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RE: The many faces of Jebus and Mary
January 12, 2012 at 3:15 pm
(January 12, 2012 at 3:01 pm)Doubting Thomas Wrote: Frankly, every time I see that dirt clod above, it reminds me of Mufasa from The Lion King.

all hail Mufasa! He is returned from the land of Disney!
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RE: The many faces of Jebus and Mary
January 12, 2012 at 5:58 pm
And I probably wouldn't have thought of that if my 2-year-old didn't like to watch The Lion King all the time.
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