Anti-Religious T-Shirts

[jbjvolvos40]

i just bought this t-shirt
EPIC:

Bad Religion

I think that the religious need to be treated the way we treat other folks with special needs. Give them their space respectfully and consider their needs and wants. And treat them as if they have a mental disorder. Because that is exactly what it is. A childish belief that refuses to go away in their minds. They have an imaginary friend! They believe this imaginary friend talks to them! It's OK. I know they can carry on like the rest of us but we must take special care with them because if provoked they can be dangerous, and sometimes people get hurt. I was a part of that sick cult and want no part of the mind fuck anymore. So I beg everyone just smile and say... "it's OK you don't have to tell me about your Jesus. Just put him back in your undershorts because I just do not want to play with him right now. OK?" There you go. Now everything's back to normal now?, ...Alrighty then!"

[rexbeccarox]

Hey, new guy! Yeah, you!

Can you please read the rules and stop necroposting? Thanks!

[Minimalist]

[Zidneya]

I have a T-shit that says "Smile if you want sex." And of course it ain't an anti-religious T-shirts.
That's why nobody stopped me from using it the last time my family drag me to church.

Unfortunately I had to get the hell out of there. And it wasn't because people hate it (because believe me I heard many times that day"How you dare use that in the house of the Lord" speech).
Oh if only you've seen their faces of hate, it was awesome.

No you see, the reason why I left was because the 83 year old priest who was giving the lecture started smiling to me, a lot!
And well….

When a catholic priest smiles to you while you wear a "Smile if you want sex" shirt it's time to run like hell if you know what I mean.

[vorlon13]

Was he 'hot' looking for being 83 ????

[Minimalist]

When a catholic priest smiles to you while you wear a "Smile if you want sex" shirt it's time to run like hell if you know what I mean.

But at 83 you shouldn't have had to run very fast.

[Ravenshire]

I think that the religious need to be treated the way we treat other folks with special needs. Give them their space respectfully and consider their needs and wants. And treat them as if they have a mental disorder. Because that is exactly what it is. A childish belief that refuses to go away in their minds. They have an imaginary friend! They believe this imaginary friend talks to them! It's OK. I know they can carry on like the rest of us but we must take special care with them because if provoked they can be dangerous, and sometimes people get hurt. I was a part of that sick cult and want no part of the mind fuck anymore. So I beg everyone just smile and say... "it's OK you don't have to tell me about your Jesus. Just put him back in your undershorts because I just do not want to play with him right now. OK?" There you go. Now everything's back to normal now?, ...Alrighty then!"

For fucks sake, would you quit with the necro posting!

[Zidneya]

When a catholic priest smiles to you while you wear a "Smile if you want sex" shirt it's time to run like hell if you know what I mean.

But at 83 you shouldn't have had to run very fast.

When he has your address Hell Yeah! Actually you do! That night I changed the padlock of the entrance from one I had in my room.
The reason my family drag me to church that day was because it was the mass (for those who don't know what I mean is liturgy) of my grandma's death. My family does it every year the day she died. And You are not gonna believe it. We pay a priest so he can say the name of my grandma(just the name, which by the way they always mispronounce her last name) and say that this Mass is in her behalf. Every time that they sent me to pay for that I feel that they are ripping me of. Nevertheless they give you like a form in which you write your name, the name of the deceased and you have to write your phone number, address and well. I spent a whole month very freaked out.

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Was he 'hot' looking for being 83 ????

WHAT DIFFERENCE DOES IT MAKE?!!!
WHO GIVES A DAMN?
DIDN'T YOU JUST HEAR WHAT I JUST SAID?!!

[Dystopia]

I think this is going a little over the line. I mean we could discuss the morals of doing this, I'm not even sure about the legality, I think using this in my country would get you a lawsuit and a fine just like using a t shirt saying 'black people suck' would... I personally don't have any reason to wear those, I don't feel a lot of accomplishment by mocking religion in public and I hate being the center of attention.

Just be careful, you may cross a fundamentalist person and they'll kick your boyfriend's ass.

[vorlon13]

But at 83 you shouldn't have had to run very fast.

When he has your address Hell Yeah! Actually you do! That night I changed the padlock of the entrance from one I had in my room.
The reason my family drag me to church that day was because it was the mass (for those who don't know what I mean is liturgy) of my grandma's death. My family does it every year the day she died. And You are not gonna believe it. We pay a priest so he can say the name of my grandma(just the name, which by the way they always mispronounce her last name) and say that this Mass is in her behalf. Every time that they sent me to pay for that I feel that they are ripping me of. Nevertheless they give you like a form in which you write your name, the name of the deceased and you have to write your phone number, address and well. I spent a whole month very freaked out.

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Was he 'hot' looking for being 83 ????

WHAT DIFFERENCE DOES IT MAKE?!!!
WHO GIVES A DAMN?
DIDN'T YOU JUST HEAR WHAT I JUST SAID?!!

Are you 'hot' looking ??