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Wife beater blames... ghost?
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Wife beater blames... ghost?
Accused Abuser Claimed "Ghost" Injured His Wife
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/g...ult-563819

A Wisconsin man charged with domestic abuse told cops that a "ghost" was actually responsible for injuries suffered by his wife, according to police. The bizarre claim by Michael West, 41, did not prevent [his] arrest for strangulation, battery, disorderly conduct, and resisting arrest. ... According to a January 18 criminal complaint, West and his spouse got into an argument Sunday that turned violent. The victim told cops that West twice strangled her, and that he punched her in the face when she tried to dial 911. When cops arrived at the couple’s home, the crying woman was bleeding from the nose and had blood on her Packers jersey.

During police questioning, West claimed his wife sustained her injuries to her face and neck during several falls. When pressed by a cop—who pointed to marks on the woman’s neck—the intoxicated West shifted his story. "A ghost did it," he said. In light of the apparition claim, officers sought to place West in custody. After a struggle, he was handcuffed and transported to the county lockup, where he remains in custody in lieu of $1,000 bail.
Man is a rational animal who always loses his temper when
called upon to act in accordance with the dictates of reason.
(Oscar Wilde)
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RE: Wife beater blames... ghost?
I think that "ghost" was 80 proof.
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RE: Wife beater blames... ghost?
If he'd said it was god he would've probably gotten away with it Wink
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RE: Wife beater blames... ghost?
Sounds like justifying domestic abuse with God is getting mainstream.
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RE: Wife beater blames... ghost?
The obvious way to tell if he is lying or not is to look for ectoplasm...duuuhhh.
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RE: Wife beater blames... ghost?
(January 23, 2012 at 2:21 am)Ryft Wrote: blood on her Packers jersey.
Blasphemy.
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RE: Wife beater blames... ghost?
I've heard 'It's a monster' before.

And I agree, he's a monster.
Please give me a home where cloud buffalo roam
Where the dear and the strangers can play
Where sometimes is heard a discouraging word
But the skies are not stormy all day
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RE: Wife beater blames... ghost?
This defence hasn't got a ghost of a chance.

It wasn't ghosts, it was spirits
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RE: Wife beater blames... ghost?
(January 23, 2012 at 12:27 pm)znk666 Wrote: Sounds like justifying domestic abuse with God is getting mainstream.

Ha, that shit has been mainstream for two thousand years.
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RE: Wife beater blames... ghost?
Too bad we can't turn him into a ghost.
Christian apologetics is the art of rolling a dog turd in sugar and selling it as a donut.
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