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RE: Ejaculation law
February 13, 2012 at 3:26 pm
There is a danger with making jokes like this around jesus freaks. They think they are good ideas.
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February 13, 2012 at 3:27 pm
It is a joke, this was on The Young Turks last week.
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RE: Ejaculation law
February 13, 2012 at 3:28 pm
All right everyone, you know the words. One... two... three...

"Every sperm is sacred,
Every sperm is great.
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite irate."

I think the bill doesn't go far enough. There also needs to be an addendum that any woman having a period without at least trying to have that egg fertilized should be arrested. Equal rights for the unfertilized!
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#14
RE: Ejaculation law
February 13, 2012 at 3:35 pm
Also, people that get their tubes tied should be considered murderers.
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#15
RE: Ejaculation law
February 13, 2012 at 3:36 pm
Oh, WTF



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#16
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February 13, 2012 at 6:55 pm
How very disappointing: I though the thread was about Abra.

Yes,my bad, I deserve a good birching


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#17
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February 16, 2012 at 11:27 am
I guess that means the majority of males are guilty of genocide that far outstrips that committed by Hitler.
He couldn't keep up thanks to having only one testicle.
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#18
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February 16, 2012 at 10:27 pm
(February 13, 2012 at 2:37 pm)downbeatplumb Wrote: What if it passes?

Well, Constance Johnson would certainly give every male in the state grounds for arrest.
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#19
RE: Ejaculation law
February 16, 2012 at 10:28 pm
As Bill Maher pointed out on The Tonight Show last night, Santorum thinks life starts at erection.
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#20
RE: Ejaculation law
February 16, 2012 at 10:32 pm (This post was last modified: February 16, 2012 at 10:35 pm by Rev. Rye.)
You wanna know who Constance Johnson reminds me of?

In one issue of Preacher, Jesse is listening to a talk radio show debate between a Rush Limbaugh clone named Ulysses Gett and a "Feminazi" foil named Martha Moore. He gets so fed up with them that he calls up the show:

Here's how it goes

JESSE: Quit yellin' slogans at each other like a couple of Goddamned parrots an just TELL US WHAT THEY REALLY WANT? (allcaps phrase done with the Word of God.)
Martha Moore: "I... I... Oh God—!"
Moderator: "Martha?"
Martha: "COCK! Cock, cock, I NEED COCK! Oh Christ, poetry's not enough anymore! It's got to be cock! I WANT COCK, DAMMIT! I WANT COCK!"
Moderator: "...Well, isn't that a surprise! How about you, Ulysses?"
Ulysses Gett: "Mm?"
Moderator: "Ulysses?"
Ulysses: "Er... (smaller) I want cock too..."
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