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All dead mormons are now gay

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All dead mormons are now gay
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RE: All dead mormons are now gay
July 5, 2012 at 1:15 am
(July 5, 2012 at 1:00 am)gringoperry Wrote: OK, so I just condemned the greatest thrash metal bass player of all time to eternal buttsex?

Nah, just as long as the "encounter" lasts. Which is why I'm consistently typing the same name over and over.
On the extremely off chance this works Joseph Smith has been ravaged more times than a white convict in a mexican prison.
"That is not dead which can eternal lie and with strange aeons even death may die." 
- Abdul Alhazred.
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RE: All dead mormons are now gay
July 5, 2012 at 1:27 am
(July 5, 2012 at 1:15 am)RaphielDrake Wrote:
(July 5, 2012 at 1:00 am)gringoperry Wrote: OK, so I just condemned the greatest thrash metal bass player of all time to eternal buttsex?

Nah, just as long as the "encounter" lasts. Which is why I'm consistently typing the same name over and over.
On the extremely off chance this works Joseph Smith has been ravaged more times than a white convict in a mexican prison.

Oooh, dat's racist.
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RE: All dead mormons are now gay
July 5, 2012 at 1:37 am (This post was last modified: July 5, 2012 at 1:39 am by Reforged.)
(July 5, 2012 at 1:27 am)gringoperry Wrote:
(July 5, 2012 at 1:15 am)RaphielDrake Wrote: Nah, just as long as the "encounter" lasts. Which is why I'm consistently typing the same name over and over.
On the extremely off chance this works Joseph Smith has been ravaged more times than a white convict in a mexican prison.

Oooh, dat's racist.

Not really, Mexican prisons are reknowned for being horrific. No more racist than if I said a korean prison. Its simply a fact that our prisons aren't comparable and that a white guy wouldn't last a day in one.
Also, I don't care. :-P
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#24
RE: All dead mormons are now gay
July 5, 2012 at 1:42 am
Well, as long as you don't care, that makes it a'ight.
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RE: All dead mormons are now gay
July 20, 2012 at 4:58 am
Wait, wait. I thought they were all Jewish now?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8H5Je7z2r4U
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RE: All dead mormons are now gay
July 22, 2012 at 8:42 am (This post was last modified: July 22, 2012 at 8:44 am by Erfalion.)
Diane Moore is now condemned to eternal buttsex.
//edit : also,Douglas Robinson & Stephen Murphy//
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RE: All dead mormons are now gay
July 22, 2012 at 4:06 pm
(July 22, 2012 at 8:42 am)Erfalion Wrote: Diane Moore is now condemned to eternal buttsex.

Who's the lucky guy?
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RE: All dead mormons are now gay
July 23, 2012 at 3:22 am
(July 22, 2012 at 4:06 pm)genkaus Wrote:
(July 22, 2012 at 8:42 am)Erfalion Wrote: Diane Moore is now condemned to eternal buttsex.

Who's the lucky guy?

Well, since all mormons are now gay and Diane Moore is a woman..My guess would be that now she's getting anally fisted by Michelle Morris (no idea who she is, butt fuck it).
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