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RE: Strippers, Prostitutes, and Respectability
March 8, 2012 at 2:01 am
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*unloads all his money onto Aleia* AH FUCKING HELL SHE GOT ME POT OF GOLD!
Damn you and your feminine witchcraft! I would burn you at the stake except that would probably just turn me on more.... So I could nail you to a cross... or you could nail me to the cross.... as long as one of us screams "You are my Messiah!" I am sold. I don't really have money but you can have one of my kidney's. That should fetch a good enough penny on the black market.
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RE: Strippers, Prostitutes, and Respectability
March 8, 2012 at 2:16 am
(March 8, 2012 at 2:01 am)Voltair Wrote: *unloads all his money onto Aleia* AH FUCKING HELL SHE GOT ME POT OF GOLD!
Damn you and your feminine witchcraft! I would burn you at the stake except that would probably just turn me on more.... So I could nail you to a cross... or you could nail me to the cross.... as long as one of us screams "You are my Messiah!" I am sold. I don't really have money but you can have one of my kidney's. That should fetch a good enough penny on the black market.
Have you been reading my diary? Holy fuck, that's hot. No charge for you, sir. You're my fucking Messiah!
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RE: Strippers, Prostitutes, and Respectability
March 8, 2012 at 2:23 am
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RE: Strippers, Prostitutes, and Respectability
March 8, 2012 at 2:27 am
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I'm in Tennessee. Hurry along so we can get started, my dark king.
Let us be the beast with two backs, and rid the world of all joy together, until we're cast into the pit of our fiery desire!
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RE: Strippers, Prostitutes, and Respectability
March 8, 2012 at 2:33 am
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I am currently still in Tennessee too..... My dark queen... give me my path so that I may let these dark wings which so long for freedom carry me to your side!
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RE: Strippers, Prostitutes, and Respectability
March 8, 2012 at 2:41 am
I layeth waiting in Nashville, come in sin, my king. But before we consummate our bloody, blasphemous union of forever damned souls, I only ask that you take me to Ryan's for all-you-can-eat meat and starches.
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March 8, 2012 at 2:45 am
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(March 8, 2012 at 2:41 am)aleialoura Wrote: I layeth waiting in Nashville, come in sin, my king. But before we consummate our bloody, blasphemous union of forever damned souls, I only ask that you take me to Ryan's for all-you-can-eat meat and starches.
Meat and starches.... By the insatiable voyeurism of Yahweh! you are the queen that was spoken of to me in a vision! I am only about two hours away! My queen, could I per-chance whisk you away to Florida? It would be strategic to start in a state in the bottom lower right of this fertile land. From there we can carve our path of carnage! And start out in fantastic weather to boot!
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RE: Strippers, Prostitutes, and Respectability
March 8, 2012 at 2:46 am
That's so sweet guys!
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RE: Strippers, Prostitutes, and Respectability
March 8, 2012 at 2:48 am
Well, I am not exactly a warm weather person, but I suppose I should be preparing myself for our love nest in the lake of hell. Can we carve our eternal allegiance to evil and each other in the sands of the beach, where Jesus leaves his footprints? Cuz... that would be hot.
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RE: Strippers, Prostitutes, and Respectability
March 8, 2012 at 2:51 am
We can start it there of course... whatever you wish my queen. We must also consecrate ourselves in Jerusalem where the Lord was crucified. We must make Golgotha our bed so that the dark vines of our impurity may consecrate and violate that holy land.... But first and foremost my queen....my messiah...my God.... my sustainer.... first and foremost it is what you desire.
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