Quote:I'm a christian trying to bring souls to Jesus.
Then fuck off
Hammertime??
"The Universe is run by the complex interweaving of three elements: energy, matter, and enlightened self-interest." G'Kar-B5
Almighty God Be Praised
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Quote:I'm a christian trying to bring souls to Jesus. Then fuck off Hammertime?? "The Universe is run by the complex interweaving of three elements: energy, matter, and enlightened self-interest." G'Kar-B5
Quote:I'm a christian trying to bring souls to Jesus. Why isn't this non-thinking hominid banned already?? "The Universe is run by the complex interweaving of three elements: energy, matter, and enlightened self-interest." G'Kar-B5
If I was paranoid I'd say it's to get me to admit I believe in miracles.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
Satan manages to fuck up gods divine plan with a few well placed words.
God then spends next 6000 years trying to fix things up. AND STILL HASN'T SUCCEEDED !!! Well played Satan. Very well played. If you're not supposed to ride faster than your guardian angel can fly then mine had better get a bloody SR-71. RE: Almighty God Be Praised
March 9, 2012 at 8:24 am
(This post was last modified: March 9, 2012 at 8:25 am by NoMoreFaith.)
I'm not sure how I feel in relation to joking about Satan. We know its a joke, but they don't.
I'm not personally comfortable with jokey living up to the stereotype that fundamentalists paint of atheists as satan worshippers. To a certain extent, we owe it to closet atheists in fundamentalist communities to do our best to dispel the lie that we are baby eating satan worshippers. I have my serious face on today. I want Friday to be over now.
Self-authenticating private evidence is useless, because it is indistinguishable from the illusion of it. ― Kel, Kelosophy Blog
If you’re going to watch tele, you should watch Scooby Doo. That show was so cool because every time there’s a church with a ghoul, or a ghost in a school. They looked beneath the mask and what was inside? The f**king janitor or the dude who runs the waterslide. Throughout history every mystery. Ever solved has turned out to be. Not Magic. ― Tim Minchin, Storm
In this game of collecting souls, God pisses in its own corner by sending the ones it doesn't like over to Satan to boost that god's score. It's almost like it doesn't even want to play, let alone win. And if God isn't interested in the game, I don't see why I should be.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
Has he even been back yet?
Religion is not the answer-it is the problem. Everything considered, we would be better off without it.~Baubles of Blasphemy~Edwin F. Kagin
"Much better to have the ability to think critically, than the ability to quote scripture. One says you have a functioning mind. The other says you're a parrot." -- The Secular Buddhist (March 9, 2012 at 1:33 pm)Sciwoman Wrote: Has he even been back yet? Looks like another hit and run.
Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence - Carl Sagan
Mankind's intelligence walks hand in hand with it's stupidity. Being an atheist says nothing about your overall intelligence, it just means you don't believe in god. Atheists can be as bright as any scientist and as stupid as any creationist. You never really know just how stupid someone is, until you've argued with them. |
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