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 You can fix ignorance, you can't fix stupid. Tinkety Tonk and down with the Nazis.  RE: Almighty God Be Praised
March 11, 2012 at 7:05 pm
(This post was last modified: March 11, 2012 at 7:08 pm by The Grand Nudger.)
At least it's a pleasant fiction Rev. I wouldn't sweat it Norfolk, if the guys here to piss on our backs and call it rain he won't be able to keep his shit together for very long, just like all the rest. Nobody has to out anyone, they out themselves, everytime. If he isn't, then Atheist Forums has a new and (hopefully) longtime member, even if he can be a little insufferable at times. Win-win.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
  (March 8, 2012 at 1:30 pm)One King Wrote: Sorry, I read the rules a little late and didn't realize that I was supposed to make an introduction first. Good luck with this noble quest. I have found the heathens here to be very closed minded and unwilling to even ask Jesus to be their friend and accept him as their master. They are also very rude and offensive and I fear for their souls. They are attempting to fill the God shaped hole in their lives with science and cold logic. This is why I suspect they are so unhappy and primitive. God bless -Saved 
We're only unhappy when people like you attempt to propagate your stupditiy.
Even if the open windows of science at first make us shiver after the cozy indoor warmth of traditional humanizing myths, in the end the fresh air brings vigor, and the great spaces have a splendor of their own - Bertrand Russell
Master? Don't need a master, I'm not a possession to be owned. There is also no god shaped hole in my heart - if there was a hole in my heart, I'd be seeking out a cardiologist, not god. (What shape is god, by the way?) I'm not unhappy either - life's not perfect, but at this moment, I am deeply content and joyful, far more so than I ever was as a christian. Perhaps you should try talking to some of us instead of preaching at us before throwing around gross generalizations, Saved.
Religion is not the answer-it is the problem. Everything considered, we would be better off without it.~Baubles of Blasphemy~Edwin F. Kagin
"Much better to have the ability to think critically, than the ability to quote scripture. One says you have a functioning mind. The other says you're a parrot." -- The Secular Buddhist 
Yes, we're very rude and offensive. Yet we're not the ones proclaiming that our fellow humans, including our loved ones, deserve to burn for eternity and that we're happy about that. There's very little I can think of that offends me more than that.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
I can think of something that offends me even more, less-than-talented Poes.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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