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Almighty God Be Praised
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#61
RE: Almighty God Be Praised
March 11, 2012 at 7:03 pm
The cake is a lie.



You can fix ignorance, you can't fix stupid.

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RE: Almighty God Be Praised
March 11, 2012 at 7:04 pm
(March 11, 2012 at 7:03 pm)downbeatplumb Wrote: The cake is a lie.

Just as long as the beer isnt a lie...otherwise I am living the lie big time!
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RE: Almighty God Be Praised
March 11, 2012 at 7:05 pm (This post was last modified: March 11, 2012 at 7:08 pm by The Grand Nudger.)
At least it's a pleasant fiction Rev. I wouldn't sweat it Norfolk, if the guys here to piss on our backs and call it rain he won't be able to keep his shit together for very long, just like all the rest. Nobody has to out anyone, they out themselves, everytime. If he isn't, then Atheist Forums has a new and (hopefully) longtime member, even if he can be a little insufferable at times. Win-win.
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RE: Almighty God Be Praised
March 11, 2012 at 7:31 pm
(March 11, 2012 at 6:04 pm)Cinjin Wrote: If the two of you get into yet another pissing match there's going to be one of you sitting in the Gauntlet.

I'm tired of the flaming ... especially when the fights aren't even interesting!

I know. Amuse us for god's sake!
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#65
RE: Almighty God Be Praised
March 17, 2012 at 4:12 pm
(March 8, 2012 at 1:30 pm)One King Wrote: Sorry, I read the rules a little late and didn't realize that I was supposed to make an introduction first.

I'm a christian trying to bring souls to Jesus.

I see there are some good men like Godschild and Chipan here in the midst of the lions. We must keep up the good fight my brothers. We serve a powerful God who is not to be trifled with and it is our duty to try to bring the wayward into the flock. Amen.

To all non-believers:
Feel free to contact me at any time if you would like me to lead you to a personal relationship with my lord and savior Jesus Christ. May the Holy Spirit move in this place so that none of you would burn in the eternal fires of Hell.

Good luck with this noble quest. I have found the heathens here to be very closed minded and unwilling to even ask Jesus to be their friend and accept him as their master.

They are also very rude and offensive and I fear for their souls. They are attempting to fill the God shaped hole in their lives with science and cold logic. This is why I suspect they are so unhappy and primitive.

God bless

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RE: Almighty God Be Praised
March 17, 2012 at 4:19 pm
We're only unhappy when people like you attempt to propagate your stupditiy.
Even if the open windows of science at first make us shiver after the cozy indoor warmth of traditional humanizing myths, in the end the fresh air brings vigor, and the great spaces have a splendor of their own - Bertrand Russell
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RE: Almighty God Be Praised
March 17, 2012 at 4:22 pm
Master? Don't need a master, I'm not a possession to be owned. There is also no god shaped hole in my heart - if there was a hole in my heart, I'd be seeking out a cardiologist, not god. (What shape is god, by the way?) I'm not unhappy either - life's not perfect, but at this moment, I am deeply content and joyful, far more so than I ever was as a christian. Perhaps you should try talking to some of us instead of preaching at us before throwing around gross generalizations, Saved.
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RE: Almighty God Be Praised
March 17, 2012 at 4:22 pm
Yes, we're very rude and offensive. Yet we're not the ones proclaiming that our fellow humans, including our loved ones, deserve to burn for eternity and that we're happy about that. There's very little I can think of that offends me more than that.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Almighty God Be Praised
March 17, 2012 at 5:48 pm
I can think of something that offends me even more, less-than-talented Poes.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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RE: Almighty God Be Praised
March 17, 2012 at 6:18 pm
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