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In my prayers <3
#11
RE: In my prayers <3
May Jesus Christ shed his living blood over your souls and deliver you from your demons! In Jesus name I pray.
"If Christianity is untrue, then no honest man will want to believe it, however helpful it might be; if it is true, every honest man will want to believe it, even if it gives him no help at all."
C. S. Lewis - Essay, Man or Rabbit.
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#12
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(March 19, 2012 at 5:21 pm)Hunter9035 Wrote: *you all clicked here knowing well what the topic was, thank you. May God see your hearts and each click, reply, quote etc. extra prayers be sent your way.

I also clicked on 2 girls 1 cup knowing to expect the worst. Whats your point?
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#13
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(March 19, 2012 at 5:21 pm)Hunter9035 Wrote: *you all clicked here knowing well what the topic was, thank you. May God see your hearts and each click, reply, quote etc. extra prayers be sent your way.

Game on! I assume you will be doing the prayer. Or are you going to share the workload with your friends?
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#14
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If you're going to pray for me, pray to Satan. Your fairy tale book makes him out to be less of an asshole.
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#15
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Oh I can handle the prayers on my own thank you, your anger may be strong but my God is stronger. Praise the Lord for your comments'!
"If Christianity is untrue, then no honest man will want to believe it, however helpful it might be; if it is true, every honest man will want to believe it, even if it gives him no help at all."
C. S. Lewis - Essay, Man or Rabbit.
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#16
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I plan to masturbate in the near future can you pray for me about that too please. Wouldn't want to piss of god with a wank. In fact be advised I plan to do this many times in the future along with other acts your god may be offended by.
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#17
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Could anyone recommend this guy some good mental institutions?
Seems like he needs one more than anyone else.
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#18
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(March 19, 2012 at 5:25 pm)Hunter9035 Wrote: Oh I can handle the prayers on my own thank you, your anger may be strong but my God is stronger. Praise the Lord for your comments'!

Not angry intrigued by your motives and quite entertained. <3
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#19
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When confronted with perversity I say a little prayer for you! Thank you for the opportunity to Praise the Lord. May God be with you
"If Christianity is untrue, then no honest man will want to believe it, however helpful it might be; if it is true, every honest man will want to believe it, even if it gives him no help at all."
C. S. Lewis - Essay, Man or Rabbit.
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#20
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Is preaching and spewing condescending religious bullshit no longer against the rules?

There is no god. Pray all you want. I'd say I appreciate the sentiment, but I don't, since it isn't meant in the caring way it is presented to be. What a waste of a life. I am sad for you...
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