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I AM THE GOD WARRIOR!!

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I AM THE GOD WARRIOR!!
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RE: I AM THE GOD WARRIOR!!
April 1, 2012 at 1:12 pm
(April 1, 2012 at 1:11 pm)One King Wrote: Fool! What does masturbation have to do with anything. Clearly you all are very sexually deviant. Projecting your wickedness on to me. Well, since God has forsaken the unrepentant than I feel no guilt in this and let me speak to you in a language you seem to understand. God is going to shove his righteous dick up your ass in 12 days time!!

HAHAHAHAHA!

god is a sinner! ROFLOL

guess god is going to hell..
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RE: I AM THE GOD WARRIOR!!
April 1, 2012 at 1:12 pm
(April 1, 2012 at 1:11 pm)One King Wrote:
(April 1, 2012 at 1:09 pm)Insanity x Wrote: One King we all know you masturbate and this is a sin. For the love of god please stop masturbating. Also stop using images of jesus the embodiment of god its also a sin. And while im not the subject it is sunday the sabbath. god rested and so should you or else!

One you have dealt with these issue you can then start telling us what we are doing wrong. Hypocrite.

Fool! What does masturbation have to do with anything. Clearly you all are very sexually deviant. Projecting your wickedness on to me. Well, since God has forsaken the unrepentant than I feel no guilt in this and let me speak to you in a language you seem to understand. God is going to shove his righteous dick up your ass in 12 days time!!

Haha! Watch out, Insanity! Gawd's gonna do you doggy style. Tongue
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RE: I AM THE GOD WARRIOR!!
April 1, 2012 at 1:13 pm
(April 1, 2012 at 1:12 pm)Ace Otana Wrote: Haha! Watch out, Insanity! Gawd's gonna do you doggy style. Tongue

Im gunna convert to islam at least allah won't rape me.
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RE: I AM THE GOD WARRIOR!!
April 1, 2012 at 1:14 pm
(April 1, 2012 at 1:13 pm)Insanity x Wrote:
(April 1, 2012 at 1:12 pm)Ace Otana Wrote: Haha! Watch out, Insanity! Gawd's gonna do you doggy style. Tongue

Im gunna convert to islam at least allah won't rape me.

Allah is no more real than the tooth fairy!
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RE: I AM THE GOD WARRIOR!!
April 1, 2012 at 1:15 pm
(April 1, 2012 at 1:14 pm)One King Wrote: Allah is no more real than the tooth fairy!

Nor is your gawd.
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RE: I AM THE GOD WARRIOR!!
April 1, 2012 at 1:15 pm
(April 1, 2012 at 1:14 pm)One King Wrote: Allah is no more real than the tooth fairy!

See thats the spirit. Now you just need to figure out Santa and your god.
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April 1, 2012 at 1:16 pm (This post was last modified: April 1, 2012 at 1:16 pm by Aegrus.)
(April 1, 2012 at 1:14 pm)One King Wrote: Allah is no more real than the tooth fairy!

Funny, why don't you try saying that in Pakistan? Don't worry- I'm sure your god will protect you.
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RE: I AM THE GOD WARRIOR!!
April 1, 2012 at 1:16 pm
He started another one. lol Hes preaching he should have been banned or its an April's Fool prank. Thats cool, the administrators and modders are messing with you guys for kicks, thats cute.
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RE: I AM THE GOD WARRIOR!!
April 1, 2012 at 1:17 pm (This post was last modified: April 1, 2012 at 1:18 pm by One King.)
(April 1, 2012 at 1:16 pm)Aegrus Wrote:
(April 1, 2012 at 1:14 pm)One King Wrote: Allah is no more real than the tooth fairy!

Funny, why don't you try saying that in Pakistan? Don't worry- I'm sure your god will protect you.

My God will protect me.

And He will destroy all of the Muslims and the lies they spread!
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RE: I AM THE GOD WARRIOR!!
April 1, 2012 at 1:18 pm
(April 1, 2012 at 1:14 pm)One King Wrote:
(April 1, 2012 at 1:13 pm)Insanity x Wrote:
(April 1, 2012 at 1:12 pm)Ace Otana Wrote: Haha! Watch out, Insanity! Gawd's gonna do you doggy style. Tongue

Im gunna convert to islam at least allah won't rape me.

Allah is no more real than the tooth fairy!

Zipperhead. Allah and YHWH are the same cat. Allah just sounds cooler.
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