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She said yes. :D
#81
RE: She said yes. :D
We should probably hold an orgy of this magnitude off until the honeymoon....
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#82
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(April 1, 2012 at 4:46 pm)Rhythm Wrote: We should probably hold an orgy of this magnitude off until the honeymoon....

Speaking of which, anyone have any good suggestions?
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#83
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suggestions....


I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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#84
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Who said the shower would douse my arousal?
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#85
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(April 1, 2012 at 4:49 pm)Tiberius Wrote:
(April 1, 2012 at 4:46 pm)Rhythm Wrote: We should probably hold an orgy of this magnitude off until the honeymoon....

Speaking of which, anyone have any good suggestions?

Make it up as you go along? That's how I do it. Big Grin
Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence - Carl Sagan

Mankind's intelligence walks hand in hand with it's stupidity.

Being an atheist says nothing about your overall intelligence, it just means you don't believe in god. Atheists can be as bright as any scientist and as stupid as any creationist.

You never really know just how stupid someone is, until you've argued with them.
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#86
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(April 1, 2012 at 4:34 pm)Tiberius Wrote:
(April 1, 2012 at 4:26 pm)Faith No More Wrote: Congratulations. Is there going to be a little Shellberius in the future?

Hopefully. :-)

Easy. I have not agreed to get fat and pregnant. Your optimism is showing again, love. <3
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#87
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When April 2 finally dawns, will marital infelicities blight the forum with dueling moderators?
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#88
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What would be the point of that? If it were a prank, it would have to end by tomorrow without any more fools.
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#89
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(April 1, 2012 at 4:49 pm)Tiberius Wrote:
(April 1, 2012 at 4:46 pm)Rhythm Wrote: We should probably hold an orgy of this magnitude off until the honeymoon....

Speaking of which, anyone have any good suggestions?

Have you ever done it...

...in the butt?

Congratz you two. Your flirting was just too much for me to take. Wink But hey, if it ended up with Tibby getting laid, then I guess it was all worth it!
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#90
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Congrats from me too! Even if the date does turn out to be significant, I can think of worse ways to be pranked. Regardless, I know I still have it in me to wish you all the best.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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