Ah ha! Did I not point out about a week ago that there were too many crazy fundies joining to be ordinary?
What falls away is always, and is near.
Also, I am not pretending to be female, this profile picture is my wonderful girlfriend. XD
You All Got Trolled...or "The Greatest April Fool of All Time"
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Ah ha! Did I not point out about a week ago that there were too many crazy fundies joining to be ordinary?
What falls away is always, and is near.
Also, I am not pretending to be female, this profile picture is my wonderful girlfriend. XD
Anyone want to take a guess as to who I really am?
I'm going to keep this pseudo-Christian account. This was more fun than I thought. It's especially useful for arguing with those "namby-pamby Christians".
"You don't need facts when you got Jesus." -Pastor Deacon Fred, Landover Baptist Church
: True Christian is a Trademark of the Landover Baptist Church. I have no affiliation with this fine group of True Christians because I can't afford their tithing requirements but would like to be. Maybe someday the Lord will bless me with enough riches that I am able to. And for the lovers of Poe, here's your winking smiley:
Leo...
God? Just tossing it out there.....
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
Awesomeness mods , is LMA a mod account too?
Sounds like I really did miss an awesome day But it's okay! I BUILT A FUCKING CASTLE. Please give me a home where cloud buffalo roam
Where the dear and the strangers can play
Where sometimes is heard a discouraging word
But the skies are not stormy all day
(April 2, 2012 at 9:39 am)YahwehIsTheWay Wrote: Anyone want to take a guess as to who I really am? Well, I knew you were a a troll. I actually thought you were an atheist who was eventually going to display their atheism though and was just pretending to be a theist in a joke post... not a fake account.
Yes, Frodo. You got it right.
LittleMissAwesome was me. Haha. |
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