jahova witness left speechless

[Xyster]

Today there was a knock on my door. It was a witness with a flyer for me ..OH HAPPY DAY... we talked for a bit, we hit the subject of evolution then they threw out the BS argument 2nd law of thermal dynamics with a smug look on their face.... well untill I asked them how many laws there was, of course they didnt know. Then I told them by using the same logic Law 1 would totaly refute god it states that energy cannot be CREATED or destroyed... If it cannot be created then there is no need for god... Thier eyes glazed over they said have a nice day and RAN off my porch ... LOL too funny

[SavageNerdz]

I have a lovely experience with them as well.. Although it consisted of me taking their flyer, glancing over it, and telling them to take it back.. The young man couldn't believe i had just denied his flyer.. He told me to keep it, and i told him i was going to throw it away if he didn't take it back. I thought this would rid me of them.. However he must have consulted of their higher ups.. As now i'm stuck with one who likes to debate with me, although i think i crushed him last time he came here.. NEVER argue physics with me, he did and it made him look like a idiot in front of the lady he brought. XD

[Xyster]

Hell last time I invited them in for Tea .. I love it

[BoyWonder]

Hell last time I invited them in for Tea .. I love it

And...?
You enjoy live-in Jehovah's Witnesses?

[oxymoron]

they threw out the BS argument 2nd law of thermal dynamics with a smug look on their face....

"Thermodynamics" shurely? ;-)

I had fun with JWs once. Guy and his son on the door, I quickly moved the topic on to blood transfusions, and asked the dad what he would do if his son was bleeding to death in the gutter, then asked the son how he would feel if his dad let him die. They ummed and erred their way through that before beating a hasty retreat.

[Napoléon]

I had fun with JWs once. Guy and his son on the door, I quickly moved the topic on to blood transfusions, and asked the dad what he would do if his son was bleeding to death in the gutter, then asked the son how he would feel if his dad let him die. They ummed and erred their way through that before beating a hasty retreat.

I bet that was awkward.

For the kid I mean.

[Cinjin]

Knock Knock ... "We're the JWs from three streets down and we're here to tell you ..."

Response: "Your god is a self-absorbed asshole."

Close the door.





That's all the time they get.

[Afra]

Jehovah's Witnesses are my neighbors.
Even nice people. (But a little strange. They pray 2 times week for 2-3 hours.)

They once invited us to their meetings but stopped and don't even try to talk with us.

[Metal_horse]

I actually almost never get any Jehovah's witnesses at my door, kind of strange.

[Jackalope]

I'm always tempted to tell them I eat babies and then invite them to bring their kids over for dinner.