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New particle found
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New particle found
After years of searching the newest particle was found...

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#2
RE: New particle found
You have no idea with how much excitement I opened this thread.
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#3
RE: New particle found
(April 8, 2012 at 8:28 am)le_procyon Wrote: You have no idea with how much excitement I opened this thread.

I was thinking this was related to the Higgs Boson.
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New particle found
Morons, a fundamental force in the universe.
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If you're not supposed to ride faster than your guardian angel can fly then mine had better get a bloody SR-71.
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#5
RE: New particle found
The slow moving particle that does the opposite of what reason suggests it should, yes.
Trying to update my sig ...
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RE: New particle found
According to Frank Zappa:

"Stupidity is the basic building block of the universe." Therefore, a moron is the particle that translates stupidity into the real world.
'The difference between a Miracle and a Fact is exactly the difference between a mermaid and seal. It could not be expressed better.'
-- Samuel "Mark Twain" Clemens

"I think that in the discussion of natural problems we ought to begin not with the scriptures, but with experiments, demonstrations, and observations".

- Galileo Galilei (1564-1642)

"In short, Meyer has shown that his first disastrous book was not a fluke: he is capable of going into any field in which he has no training or research experience and botching it just as badly as he did molecular biology. As I've written before, if you are a complete amateur and don't understand a subject, don't demonstrate the Dunning-Kruger effect by writing a book about it and proving your ignorance to everyone else! "

- Dr. Donald Prothero
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RE: New particle found
Being both incredible dense and extremely common, the newly found moron particle has replaced dark matter as the best explanation of the unseen mass in the universe.
























Nah, not really.

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RE: New particle found
(April 8, 2012 at 8:28 am)le_procyon Wrote: You have no idea with how much excitement I opened this thread.
Phil, why did you have to trick me. Everyone already knew morons are the weakest force in the universe.

I really did think this could possibly be about the higgs particle.

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