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Jesus Was A Zombie

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Jesus Was A Zombie
Tiberius Offline
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Jesus Was A Zombie
April 8, 2012 at 10:40 am
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LbuePgXv-uE
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RE: Jesus Was A Zombie
April 8, 2012 at 10:49 am
Nope. He was a lich. Checked my D&D sourcebook.
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RE: Jesus Was A Zombie
April 8, 2012 at 10:58 am
I've seen a few "He is risen" posts on fb this morning. I've resisted the urge to comment, "AHHHHH EVERYONE PROTECT YOUR BRAINS, GRAB WHATEVER IS HANDY AND GO FOR A HEADSHOT!!".

But I don't know how much longer I can hold out, so I'm just avoiding it for the day.
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RE: Jesus Was A Zombie
April 8, 2012 at 12:04 pm


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RE: Jesus Was A Zombie
April 8, 2012 at 2:16 pm
Here. Alei.

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RE: Jesus Was A Zombie
April 8, 2012 at 2:21 pm
Oh god Tiberius, where did you find this one? XD
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RE: Jesus Was A Zombie
April 8, 2012 at 2:26 pm
(April 8, 2012 at 10:49 am)NoMoreFaith Wrote: Nope. He was a lich. Checked my D&D sourcebook.

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