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October 11, 2016 at 9:56 am
Second kill confirmed, one zoushxnshx has been stung to death by genetically-modified-abomination bees and the resulting pulpy mush sold to McDonald's to be converted into burgers.
And that's how Big Macs are made, boys and girls.
Thanks to Jesster for the reports.
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RE: Staff Log - Bannings, Reports, and Other Actions
October 11, 2016 at 10:00 am
So glad I'm vegetarian. Or what are zucchinis made of?
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October 11, 2016 at 10:03 am
Jawas. I think that's their catchphrase, anyway.
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October 11, 2016 at 10:07 am
Expecting a massive lawsuit from the fast food industry in 3...2...1...
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October 11, 2016 at 11:46 am
Nah, it would draw too much media attention.
It might become widely known there is seaweed in the shakes too.
Most vegetarians ain't THAT vegetarian !!
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October 16, 2016 at 6:37 pm
RobertE has admitted to repeated and unapologetic trolling and so has been permanently banned.
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October 16, 2016 at 11:12 pm
Damn, and I thought I was being graphic with a garrote . . .
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October 16, 2016 at 11:52 pm
LOL, I usually just push 'em down the stairs.
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October 17, 2016 at 12:09 am
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October 17, 2016 at 12:36 am
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(October 16, 2016 at 6:37 pm)Iroscato Wrote: RobertE I dragged him bodily to the Chamber of Eternal Whispers and forced him to stare into the unfettered screaming infinity of the omniverse. His fragile mortal frame was unfortunately unable to withstand the raw power and knowledge of a quadrillion extinct civilisations burning into his mind, and quickly dissolved into constituent protein matter. He was able to flip me the bird just before passing on though, which in its own way is impressive, I suppose.
There's are still puddles of quivering subnuclear particles all over the place! What did we say about cleaning the Chamber of Eternal wispers and the total awareness vortex? Leave it after annihilation the way you'd like to find it for your own... tsk tsk tsk
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