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Staff Log - Bannings, Reports, and Other Actions
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 (August 22, 2017 at 4:09 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Why do all the bannings happen when I'm asleep?? You have the power to make your cruel dreams reality while you're sleeping?
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition
 (August 22, 2017 at 5:33 pm)Alex K Wrote:(August 22, 2017 at 4:09 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Why do all the bannings happen when I'm asleep?? If only... Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???" 
Maybe I could volunteer my services to keep you awake..?
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
(August 22, 2017 at 5:46 pm)Cyberman Wrote: Maybe I could volunteer my services to keep you awake..? Why not? I'm hardly sleeping as it is. Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"
I also double as a hot water bottle, as Sam referred to me.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
Neither HeavenNorHell nor Excited Penguins shall deter this Admin from his appointed duty of permabanning your arse.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
Vaporised this joker after it got caught in the spam filter for trying to sell sports gear and shit. I was almost humane.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
ThoughtCurvature (Jordan sock) was chosen to break in my brand new and frankly overpriced wood chipper. Still, there is something to be said for efficient yet enjoyable spectacle, and the look on his face as the cold steel maw devoured his form will provide fuel for the old wank-furnace for some time...
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Glad you did it. I am betwixt work.
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