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You can't enter heaven unless...

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You can't enter heaven unless...
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You can't enter heaven unless...
April 16, 2012 at 4:57 pm
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RE: You can't enter heaven unless...
April 16, 2012 at 5:04 pm
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'Nough said.
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RE: You can't enter heaven unless...
April 16, 2012 at 5:06 pm
Does this mean Jesus is bi?
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RE: You can't enter heaven unless...
April 16, 2012 at 5:24 pm
Guess asexuals like me are doomed then.

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RE: You can't enter heaven unless...
April 16, 2012 at 5:27 pm
Jebus is gay, so what's new?
Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence - Carl Sagan

Mankind's intelligence walks hand in hand with it's stupidity.

Being an atheist says nothing about your overall intelligence, it just means you don't believe in god. Atheists can be as bright as any scientist and as stupid as any creationist.

You never really know just how stupid someone is, until you've argued with them.
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RE: You can't enter heaven unless...
April 16, 2012 at 5:28 pm
I think the real question is, how are you driving leagally with that crack in your window? :3
Atheism is a non-prophet organisation. - A dusty old book that I found that must be completely true because someone wrote it down.
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RE: You can't enter heaven unless...
April 16, 2012 at 5:29 pm
Relax everybody.

Heaven is made up.

So, panic over.
You are currently experiencing a lucky and very brief window of awareness, sandwiched in between two periods of timeless and utter nothingness. So why not make the most of it, and stop wasting your life away trying to convince other people that there is something else? The reality is obvious.

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RE: You can't enter heaven unless...
April 16, 2012 at 5:33 pm
(April 16, 2012 at 5:29 pm)Norfolk And Chance Wrote: Relax everybody.

Heaven is made up.

So, panic over.

Yeah right.. Where would god live then? XD

You almost imply that there god is also made up.
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RE: You can't enter heaven unless...
April 16, 2012 at 5:37 pm
I don't swing that way, and ain't into necrophilia.

Oh dear. I'm fucked.
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RE: You can't enter heaven unless...
April 16, 2012 at 7:41 pm
(April 16, 2012 at 5:28 pm)WhatIfGodWasJustAMyth Wrote: I think the real question is, how are you driving leagally with that crack in your window? :3

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