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How Screwed Are You?
#11
RE: How Screwed Are You?
I watched Army of Darkness three times. Drunk, sober and with a critic/reviewer mindset.

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How screwed are the zombies?
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#12
RE: How Screwed Are You?
Hmm, Alan Sugar the businessman, from watching the Apprentice.
Captain Fucking America (because I never got around to watching it before I went to see the avengers)
and.. the Avengers, so I guess Iron Man or Thor, but any will do, even Hawkeye is good for headshots.

Zombies are F.U.C.K.E.D... so is Alan Sugar thou...
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The f**king janitor or the dude who runs the waterslide. Throughout history every mystery. Ever solved has turned out to be. Not Magic.
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#13
RE: How Screwed Are You?
Captain America, Winter's Bone, and Conan(new one). We can just use the girl from Winter's Bone as zombie bait, and we'll be fine.
Even if the open windows of science at first make us shiver after the cozy indoor warmth of traditional humanizing myths, in the end the fresh air brings vigor, and the great spaces have a splendor of their own - Bertrand Russell
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#14
RE: How Screwed Are You?
Cecil the Paladin from Final Fantasy IV, my Dragonborn assassin-mage in Skyrim & my sniper Courier from Fallout: New Vegas? I think I got this.
"How is it that a lame man does not annoy us while a lame mind does? Because a lame man recognizes that we are walking straight, while a lame mind says that it is we who are limping." - Pascal
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#15
RE: How Screwed Are You?
I just watched some Bobobo-bo-bobobo, I am unsure how helpful Bobobo would be against zombies.

I was playing Limbo earlier, so I have the little boy from that. :S

And I was reading some Rave Master, Haru should do reasonably well.

You can't forget that I am on this team aswell. Wink I'll survive.
Cunt
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#16
RE: How Screwed Are You?
(May 2, 2012 at 10:47 pm)Aegrus Wrote:
(May 2, 2012 at 10:44 pm)mediamogul Wrote: Just watched the Matrix, read "god is not great" and played Zelda.

I'll do fine.

Too bad for Link that there are no glowing weak spots on zombies. As for the matrix. . . you get Anderson. Neo only exists inside the Matrix. Therefore, you get his crappy, blind real-self.

Angel Cloud

Damn. Hadn't thought of that. Well at least I get Hitch and Link.
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#17
RE: How Screwed Are You?
(May 3, 2012 at 7:55 am)mediamogul Wrote:
(May 2, 2012 at 10:47 pm)Aegrus Wrote: Too bad for Link that there are no glowing weak spots on zombies. As for the matrix. . . you get Anderson. Neo only exists inside the Matrix. Therefore, you get his crappy, blind real-self.

Angel Cloud

Damn. Hadn't thought of that. Well at least I get Hitch and Link.

At least Aegrus got everything backwards: The Matrix is supposed to be the simulated reality of the "present day," so Neo exists only in the "real world."
Comparing the Universal Oneness of All Life to Yo Mama since 2010.

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#18
RE: How Screwed Are You?
I watched this, 3 times in a row last night.

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I think I'll be ok.
Make America Great Again! Trump 2020
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#19
RE: How Screwed Are You?
Welsh Cake seems to have the best one so far. No one provides better protection from all things dead(ish) than Ash J Williams.
Cunt
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#20
RE: How Screwed Are You?
Watched Babylon Five, Reading LOTR and playing Modern combat 2 Black pegasus.

Got it coveredTongue
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