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How Screwed Are You?
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How Screwed Are You?
This is just kind of a funny image I found on a blog. Decided to post it here.

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Let's see. . . we have the nameless protagonist from The Killing Floor (off to a good start, my skin is a drunk Russian who kills zombies for a living while wearing an authentic WWII Russian uniform.)

Then, we have. . .oh god. . . the magician from "The Illusionist". That. . .oh no. He's zombie bait. He doesn't even have real magic, arguably. He spends the first half of the movie pining after his girlfriend, and the second half trying to conjure up her spirit. Zero combat experience.

And finally, there's a misanthropic, un-noble knight guy from the Dragon Lance series of books. His name's Gerard. Oh well, he's pretty good with a sword and he shares my disdain for humanity. On the down side, I'm quite certain every fight he gets in to is a close call, and he gets wounded often. Not good when dealing with infectious zombies.
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Also, I am not pretending to be female, this profile picture is my wonderful girlfriend. XD
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RE: How Screwed Are You?
(May 2, 2012 at 10:38 pm)Aegrus Wrote: This is just kind of a funny image I found on a blog. Decided to post it here.

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Just watched the Matrix, read "god is not great" and played Zelda.

I'll do fine.
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RE: How Screwed Are You?
(May 2, 2012 at 10:44 pm)mediamogul Wrote: Just watched the Matrix, read "god is not great" and played Zelda.

I'll do fine.

Too bad for Link that there are no glowing weak spots on zombies. As for the matrix. . . you get Anderson. Neo only exists inside the Matrix. Therefore, you get his crappy, blind real-self.

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What falls away is always, and is near.

Also, I am not pretending to be female, this profile picture is my wonderful girlfriend. XD
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RE: How Screwed Are You?
Just watched My Little Pony: FiM, read "The Sun Also Rises", and last played Call of Duty: Black Ops. I got this. [Image: Come%20at%20me%20bro%203.gif?1318992465]
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#5
RE: How Screwed Are You?
What characters from Soul Caliber 4 are the protagonists?

Given that I was playing Yoshimitsu, I'll just go with that.

I was also playing LoL recently. Master Yi: The Dunkmaster.

I watched Underworld last night. If we're considering Michael to be the protagonist: we've got a powerful abomination version of vampire and werewolf.

All together? 2 dudes awesome with swords and teleportation, and a living tank? I'm pretty damn set. Unfortunately... I'm the weakest link Tongue
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RE: How Screwed Are You?
Well, it looks like I lucked out.
I've been reading The Brothers Karamazov, I don't know who to consider the proper protagonist, so I'll go with Ivan Karamazov.
The most recent film I've watched was Public Enemies, so it's John Dillinger.
Since I don't play videogames, I'll substitute some other form of media: The most recent audiobook I've been listening to is (of all things) the Screwtape Letters (probably the best resistance novel I've read since Order of the Phoenix), so the protagonist is Screwtape.

Basically, we have a philosophy student, a 1920s gangster, and a demon. This seems like it could be awesome.
I guess I could do worse; I could put my re-reading of all of Roald Dahl's works back off hold.
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RE: How Screwed Are You?
I get Serge from Chrono Cross, Link from Ocarina of Time and Wander from Shadow of the Colossus. Looks like I'll be fine. Besides, if Final Fantasy has taught me anything all I should need is a phoenix down to throw on the zombies before they get their turn! Wait, phoenix downs aren't real? Well, neither are zombies. Looks like I'll be fine.
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RE: How Screwed Are You?
I get Ashitaka from Mononoke-hime and he's a pretty good marksman. Then I'll have Ayla from the Earth's Children, which means herbal medicine and wilderness survival is covered. And then of course, my sarcastic rogue Hawke from Dragon Age. I think I could do a lot worse. Big Grin
When I was young, there was a god with infinite power protecting me. Is there anyone else who felt that way? And was sure about it? but the first time I fell in love, I was thrown down - or maybe I broke free - and I bade farewell to God and became human. Now I don't have God's protection, and I walk on the ground without wings, but I don't regret this hardship. I want to live as a person. -Arina Tanemura

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#9
RE: How Screwed Are You?
Shit ... I just watched a romantic comedy with my wife.

I'm fucked. Hugh Grant is just not zombie slayer material.
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RE: How Screwed Are You?
(May 3, 2012 at 3:59 am)Cinjin Wrote: Shit ... I just watched a romantic comedy with my wife.

I'm fucked. Hugh Grant is just not zombie slayer material.

Maybe he'd be able to make them cringe long enough for you to get away.
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