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Jesus is Better?
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Jesus is Better?
May 4, 2012 at 1:30 pm
Sorry about the deceptive title of the thread. Angel

I'm thinking about changing my screen name ...

What do you think about the name, Jesus Christ. Cinjin is a bit of a sinful name. I was thinking of going angelic.
Or maybe Jesus H. Christ - in order to keep all the blasphemy out???


Jesus F. Christ then??


Fine fine ... Maintenance Jesus?
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RE: Jesus is Better?
May 4, 2012 at 1:40 pm
How about "Castiel"

The angel from "Supernatural"
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RE: Jesus is Better?
May 4, 2012 at 1:42 pm
Forget regular Jesus, you should change it to 'Super Jesus.'
Even if the open windows of science at first make us shiver after the cozy indoor warmth of traditional humanizing myths, in the end the fresh air brings vigor, and the great spaces have a splendor of their own - Bertrand Russell
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RE: Jesus is Better?
May 4, 2012 at 1:45 pm (This post was last modified: May 4, 2012 at 1:46 pm by Paul the Human.)
'Christ Almighty' gets my vote.
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RE: Jesus is Better?
May 4, 2012 at 1:50 pm (This post was last modified: May 4, 2012 at 1:51 pm by DeistPaladin.)
Oh, I know, how about Jesus F. Christ?

We all know what the "F" stands for (what the Church has been doing to little boys and the minds of everyone else for centuries).
Or maybe "Bob, the Neutral Christ"?
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RE: Jesus is Better?
May 4, 2012 at 1:56 pm
In my opinion, Cinjin is better.
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RE: Jesus is Better?
May 4, 2012 at 1:59 pm (This post was last modified: May 4, 2012 at 2:00 pm by Cinjin.)
(May 4, 2012 at 1:45 pm)Paul the Human Wrote: 'Christ Almighty' gets my vote.

not bad, not bad at all!!
(May 4, 2012 at 1:50 pm)DeistPaladin Wrote: Oh, I know, how about Jesus F. Christ?

We all know what the "F" stands for (what the Church has been doing to little boys and the minds of everyone else for centuries).
Or maybe "Bob, the Neutral Christ"?

Or maybe chad christ ... jesus' brother.

Course than the theists would just call me chad and that wouldn't be fun at all Tongue
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RE: Jesus is Better?
May 4, 2012 at 2:08 pm
What about "Shit Stain"?
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RE: Jesus is Better?
May 4, 2012 at 2:13 pm
Your avatar could be a bag of Cheetos and your screen name could be "Cheezus". Or your avatar could be a wedge of cheese and a box of Uncle Ben's. Then your screen name could be "Cheese and Rice".
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RE: Jesus is Better?
May 4, 2012 at 2:16 pm
What about "Cinjin the Deistaster"?

Tongue
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