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The 10 Commandments

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The 10 Commandments
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The 10 Commandments
May 13, 2012 at 9:26 am
George Carlin on the 10 Commandments


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p-RGN21TSGk

The meek shall inherit the Earth, the rest of us will fly to the stars.

Never underestimate the power of very stupid people in large groups

Arguing with an engineer is like wrestling with a pig in mud ..... after a while you realise that the pig likes it!

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RE: The 10 Commandments
May 13, 2012 at 4:03 pm
I could live but those two commandments.
"Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false, and by the rulers as useful" - Edward Gibbon (Offen misattributed to Lucius Annaeus Seneca or Seneca the Younger) (Thanks to apophenia for the correction)
'I am driven by two main philosophies:
Know more about the world than I knew yesterday and lessen the suffering of others. You'd be surprised how far that gets you' - Neil deGrasse Tyson
"Sometimes I wonder whether the world is being run by smart people who are putting us on or by imbeciles who really mean it." - Mark Twain
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RE: The 10 Commandments
May 14, 2012 at 1:09 am
Excellent George as always. Especially- "Thou shalt keep thy religion to thyself"
"The Universe is run by the complex interweaving of three elements: energy, matter, and enlightened self-interest." G'Kar-B5
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