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Flying Christian Zombies?

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Flying Christian Zombies?
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Flying Christian Zombies?
May 25, 2012 at 10:49 pm
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Re: Flying Christian Zombies?
May 25, 2012 at 11:36 pm
Another glaring inconsistency revealed? Somehow this no longer surprises me.
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RE: Flying Christian Zombies?
May 25, 2012 at 11:55 pm
Quote:but maybe there's an apologist out there that can explain it better.

They'll begin by whining about "context."
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RE: Flying Christian Zombies?
May 26, 2012 at 7:10 am
Which raises the important question of what we will do if we ever have a plague of zombie chickens, 'cos cutting off their heads won't workTongue
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RE: Flying Christian Zombies?
May 26, 2012 at 9:25 am
Trust YOU to come upb with THAT concept Zen!! meh Dodgy
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RE: Flying Christian Zombies?
May 27, 2012 at 5:39 pm
I kinda figured I wouldn't get an answer from any of the brothers-in-christ.

I think most of them finally put me on ignore. Big Grin

I'm almost a little honored. awe-shucks
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RE: Flying Christian Zombies?
May 27, 2012 at 5:55 pm
Everyone quote Cinj's posts so they have to see them anyway.

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RE: Flying Christian Zombies?
May 27, 2012 at 9:08 pm
(May 27, 2012 at 5:55 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Everyone quote Cinj's posts so they have to see them anyway.

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RE: Flying Christian Zombies?
May 27, 2012 at 9:43 pm
(May 27, 2012 at 5:39 pm)Cinjin Wrote: I kinda figured I wouldn't get an answer from any of the brothers-in-christ.

I think most of them finally put me on ignore. Big Grin

Hmmmm... perhaps a query should be run to find out? They ain't supposed to ignore staff. Cool Shades
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RE: Flying Christian Zombies?
May 27, 2012 at 9:50 pm
They are ashamed of their staffs. Their fucking bible tells them to be.
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