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read the bible
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#51
RE: read the bible
June 1, 2012 at 5:01 pm
(June 1, 2012 at 4:03 pm)apophenia Wrote:
(May 31, 2012 at 6:27 am)Brian37 Wrote: The earth was not made in 6 days. Donkeys and Bushes don't talk.

Perhaps, but in my experience, its near impossible to get an ass to shut up.



Awe fuck, you got me, see you in Church on Sunday.

HOLY SHIT THE BIBLE IS TRUE, I've seen a talking Bush who is at the same time an ass.
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#52
RE: read the bible
June 1, 2012 at 5:11 pm
I've met a few bushes that I enjoyed talking to.
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#53
RE: read the bible
June 1, 2012 at 5:13 pm
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#54
RE: read the bible
June 1, 2012 at 6:25 pm (This post was last modified: June 1, 2012 at 6:25 pm by liam.)
how could anyone that considers themself a christian NOT know the first book in the bible? that seems to me to be nothing more than simple common knowledge...fucking hell. The mind boggles.
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#55
RE: read the bible
June 1, 2012 at 7:07 pm
(June 1, 2012 at 5:11 pm)Epimethean Wrote: I've met a few bushes that I enjoyed talking to.

Yeah, reciting the alphabet.

(Old Sam Kinison joke for those that don't immediately get it. The research is yours, only because I won't deprive you of the experience.)
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#56
RE: read the bible
June 1, 2012 at 8:18 pm
(June 1, 2012 at 5:11 pm)Epimethean Wrote: I've met a few bushes that I enjoyed talking to.

Did any of them ever speak back?
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#57
RE: read the bible
June 1, 2012 at 8:20 pm
Only when I spoke in tongue.
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#58
RE: read the bible
June 1, 2012 at 8:23 pm
Quote:given that 6,000,000 jews were killed,

I did say they get a pass given that Hitler was real and "joshua" is fiction.

However....their repeated atrocities in Gaza and the West Bank are not so easily overlooked....and that has fuckall to do with joshua....or Hitler.
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#59
RE: read the bible
June 1, 2012 at 8:25 pm
(June 1, 2012 at 8:18 pm)liam Wrote:
(June 1, 2012 at 5:11 pm)Epimethean Wrote: I've met a few bushes that I enjoyed talking to.

Did any of them ever speak back?

That went right over your head didn't it.

ROFLOL
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#60
RE: read the bible
June 2, 2012 at 6:42 am
(June 1, 2012 at 8:25 pm)padraic Wrote:
(June 1, 2012 at 8:18 pm)liam Wrote: Did any of them ever speak back?

That went right over your head didn't it.

ROFLOL

No I know of it, It's exodus isnt it? where moses talks to God through the burning bush? Tongue
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