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RE: the beauty of blasphemous equality
June 11, 2012 at 7:04 pm
http://www.satirewire.com/content1/?p=3565
Quote:JESUS LEAVES BRONCOS, SIGNS WITH PATRIOTS
Quote:Christ, meanwhile, said He was looking forward to the matchup with Tebow. And though above all living things, He was not above a little trash talking.
“Tim’s spirit is willing, but his passes are weak,” said Jesus. “Seriously, somebody should sit Shiva for them, they die so often.
“Tell you what else – if Tebow throws up one of his Hail Marys, you don’t have to be a genius to figure out who’s gonna win that battle. No way he’s gonna Passover me. Get it? Pass-over? Oh yeah, the Lord giveth, and the Lord geteth the takeaway.”
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RE: the beauty of blasphemous equality
June 11, 2012 at 7:14 pm
(June 11, 2012 at 6:44 pm)ericmshore Wrote: Unfortunately, this turns out to be a hoax. Excellent idea, though.
http://www.snopes.com/politics/satire/gaybible.asp
And just like that all the confused questions running through my head on the subject are suddenly redundent.
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RE: the beauty of blasphemous equality
June 12, 2012 at 4:09 pm
Suddenly I am stricken with the need to produce this myself... 
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RE: the beauty of blasphemous equality
June 12, 2012 at 4:10 pm
"And the Lord looked out over all he had created and saw that it...was...faaaaabulous!"
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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RE: the beauty of blasphemous equality
June 12, 2012 at 4:25 pm
(June 11, 2012 at 6:44 pm)ericmshore Wrote: Unfortunately, this turns out to be a hoax. Excellent idea, though.
http://www.snopes.com/politics/satire/gaybible.asp
I used to think trolling for fundies was fun. Then I discovered that they're really too easy to catch, and they taste terrible.
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RE: the beauty of blasphemous equality
June 12, 2012 at 10:35 pm
(June 12, 2012 at 4:25 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: (June 11, 2012 at 6:44 pm)ericmshore Wrote: Unfortunately, this turns out to be a hoax. Excellent idea, though.
http://www.snopes.com/politics/satire/gaybible.asp
I used to think trolling for fundies was fun. Then I discovered that they're really too easy to catch, and they taste terrible.
Their unweaned babies are delicious. You use the adults for compost. 
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RE: the beauty of blasphemous equality
June 12, 2012 at 10:39 pm
Trouble though, is that you have to let the compost cook twice as long, you don't want to introduce disease.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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