Let your hair down, what bone headed things have you done?

[Autumnlicious]

My sister has similar stories about her coop. This morning, they mixed fake greek yogurt instead of mayonaise into a tuna salad.

[Brian37]

Back when I first started experimenting to make my own kinds of food, I wanted to make a dough so I could wrap some meatballs and a layer of rice in it. I googled "dough recipe" and made the first I could find.

Everything looked great when I pulled them out, but as soon as your tongue hit them, you knew something was wrong. It turns out the dough was for a make-at-home playdoh and I hadn't realized it. It was so salty, no one could eat it. I was very embarrassed.

That reminds me of the 1980s comedy movie Bachelor Party, "I hope you like potato salad, chunky style" Tom hanks holding a bowl of uncut potatoes sitting on top of lettuce.

That sounds like an oops.

[Annik]

Haha, keep in mind, I was about 14 at the time.

[jackman]

but annik, you still shoulda known when it was blue ... lol, j/k.

[Rhizomorph13]

One time I posted in a thread started by Brian37. Now every time someone posts in that thread it lights up in "My Posts" and I'm compelled to go there even though I will only be annoyed.

I just did it again /facepalm

[Reforged]

Ok well, this one time I kidnapped a DA and his girlfriend and placed them both in different warehouses both wired to blow. Batman leaves the girl to die and saves the DA but heres the funny thing;
The DA trips and burns half his face off! HAHAHAH- oh wait, thats the plot to the dark knight.
Can I try again?

[Kayenneh]

I posted on AF.org drunk.

[frankiej]

I posted on AF.org drunk.

That is a common occurrence for me

[Reforged]

Alright so I join this circus after my mother got pissy and nearly beat this ginger-nut to death. Needless to say I was pretty upset but this guy cheers me up and tells me he can help me become a star. So he convinces the ringmaster to let me do a massive drop into a bucket of water but obviously I'm scared shitless. The guy gives me a shove, everyone laughs and to be honest its abit humiliating. After that we got drunk and the last thing I remember was seeing some freaky pink shit.
Long story short; I woke up in a tree, met some crows and they taught me how to fly.
Top *that*! :-)

[Brian37]

One time I posted in a thread started by Brian37. Now every time someone posts in that thread it lights up in "My Posts" and I'm compelled to go there even though I will only be annoyed.

I just did it again /facepalm

Don't feel bad, at least you don't have to work with me in real life. You don't know what a pain in the ass I can be at work during inspection time. Not to mention the look on my co-worker's faces after they ask me "what" to what they know will be a punchline to a really lame joke to where you can tell in their head they are thinking "SOMEBODY PLEASE SHOOT HIM" or "That is 15 seconds of my life I cant get back".