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I had alcohol for the first time in my life.
#41
RE: I had alcohol for the first time in my life.
Alcohol made me develop the no shame syndrome. Dangerous yet funny Big Grin.
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#42
RE: I had alcohol for the first time in my life.
I learned one of the most important lessons of my life the first time I got drunk:

If you're going to make screwdrivers, make sure you don't end up with a lot more vodka than juice. Otherwise you're going to run out of the juice before you're ready to quit but (this is important) after you're so shitfaced that substituting whole milk doesn't sound like the most terrible idea ever.

Because it totally is!
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#43
RE: I had alcohol for the first time in my life.
(July 16, 2012 at 7:56 am)Ryantology Wrote: substituting whole milk doesn't sound like the most terrible idea ever.

Because it totally is!

A great idea if you have kahlua handy. White Russians all round, baby. Wink
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#44
RE: I had alcohol for the first time in my life.
A Screwdriver-White Russian?

Vomitous.

Gin and Orange Juice please, and don't skimp on the OJ! I can always add more gin to suit!
Slave to the Patriarchy no more
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