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USA's women's soccer defeats North Korea today
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RE: USA's women's soccer defeats North Korea today
August 3, 2012 at 3:41 pm
(August 3, 2012 at 11:01 am)Napoleon Wrote:
(August 2, 2012 at 8:59 pm)Norfolk And Chance Wrote: Go me.

Go New Zealand.

FUCK, I am so screwed. How can I get a boner over Lucy Lawless hailing from New Zealand, and wish she was my girlfriend in high school when all the jocks beat me up, and now have to face her home country?

STUPID COGNITIVE DISSONANCE!
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RE: USA's women's soccer defeats North Korea today
August 3, 2012 at 3:44 pm
(August 3, 2012 at 3:41 pm)Brian37 Wrote: FUCK, I am so screwed. How can I get a boner over Lucy Lawless hailing from New Zealand, and wish she was my girlfriend in high school when all the jocks beat me up, and now have to face her home country?

STUPID COGNITIVE DISSONANCE!

If you like Lucy Laweless you'd love "spartacus Blood and sand"

Tits out almost the whole thing!



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RE: USA's women's soccer defeats North Korea today
August 3, 2012 at 3:53 pm
(August 3, 2012 at 3:44 pm)downbeatplumb Wrote:
(August 3, 2012 at 3:41 pm)Brian37 Wrote: FUCK, I am so screwed. How can I get a boner over Lucy Lawless hailing from New Zealand, and wish she was my girlfriend in high school when all the jocks beat me up, and now have to face her home country?

STUPID COGNITIVE DISSONANCE!

If you like Lucy Laweless you'd love "spartacus Blood and sand"

Tits out almost the whole thing!
What is that a Russ Myer film? He was the king of T&A back in the 60s and 70s.
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RE: USA's women's soccer defeats North Korea today
August 3, 2012 at 4:05 pm (This post was last modified: August 3, 2012 at 4:13 pm by Anomalocaris.)
(August 3, 2012 at 11:21 am)Tiberius Wrote:
(July 31, 2012 at 5:24 pm)Chuck Wrote: Uhem. Team GB's ass is being wupped by the said North Korea in total medal count as we speak.

"It looks far, far worse for Britain to be seen bragging about beating North Korea, than for North Korea to be seen being beaten by Britain."

Except North Korea, whom the US has beaten in a tactful and Non-exultant manner, is in turn beating Britain, in medals. Uhem.

ROFLOL
Want to "uhem" amend your statement?

Medal count as of 3rd August:

UK: 19
North Korea: 5

Tongue

Yes, I will. Here it goes:


It looks far, far worse for Britain to be seen bragging about beating North Korea, than for North Korea to be seen being beaten by Britain.

Tongue

Besides, your mayor has even worse hair than their dictator.

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(August 3, 2012 at 3:44 pm)downbeatplumb Wrote: If you like Lucy Laweless you'd love "spartacus Blood and sand"

Tits out almost the whole thing!


It doesn't make up for her decreptitude.

Several of the more nubile slaves seen bouncing naked around her in various bath scenes are vastly superior.
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RE: USA's women's soccer defeats North Korea today
August 3, 2012 at 4:50 pm (This post was last modified: August 3, 2012 at 4:53 pm by The Grand Nudger.)
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RE: USA's women's soccer defeats North Korea today
August 3, 2012 at 8:06 pm
(August 3, 2012 at 4:05 pm)Chuck Wrote: Besides, your mayor has even worse hair than their dictator.

Dude don't even go there with Boris.

That dude is THE coolest politician ever to walk this motherfucking earth.
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RE: USA's women's soccer defeats North Korea today
August 3, 2012 at 8:57 pm
(August 3, 2012 at 8:06 pm)Napoleon Wrote:
(August 3, 2012 at 4:05 pm)Chuck Wrote: Besides, your mayor has even worse hair than their dictator.

Dude don't even go there with Boris.

That dude is THE coolest politician ever to walk this motherfucking earth.

Allow me to introduce you to former Portland, Oregon mayor Bud Clark:

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RE: USA's women's soccer defeats North Korea today
August 3, 2012 at 9:05 pm
Match report - well a typical Northern England day, overcast by afternoon, about 20c, though the football was decent - USA were miles better than NZ, and I mean miles better.

That's it LOL, but anyway I can say I've been to the olympics.
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RE: USA's women's soccer defeats North Korea today
August 4, 2012 at 7:00 am
(August 3, 2012 at 8:57 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote:


That's supposed to be cool?

THIS:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-19085875

Is fucking cool.

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RE: USA's women's soccer defeats North Korea today
August 4, 2012 at 9:51 am
zip lining in was cool, but it would've gone off smoother if he hadn't then needed to get help down at the end of the run. lol. i like his style tho, hair, big smile, riding the bike. i am not intimate with his policies but i like the rest.
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