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God is bored here.
#41
RE: God is bored here.
now this thread just got funny! he turned into the tasmanian devil on everyone. rofl, my stomach hurts.
they can land a rover on mars, yet they still have to stick a human finger up my ass to do a prostate exam?! - ricky gervais
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#42
RE: God is bored here.
(August 2, 2012 at 8:15 pm)Napoleon Wrote:
(August 2, 2012 at 8:12 pm)Norfolk And Chance Wrote: Better still, if anyone would like to add a fresh rep, that would be grand.

Jesus Norfolk! Even I don't openly beg on the forums yet people call me a rep whore! Tongue

Looks like you're going to have to step up your game, Napo.
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#43
RE: God is bored here.
(August 2, 2012 at 8:15 pm)Napoleon Wrote:
(August 2, 2012 at 8:12 pm)Norfolk And Chance Wrote: Better still, if anyone would like to add a fresh rep, that would be grand.

Jesus Norfolk! Even I don't openly beg on the forums yet people call me a rep whore! Tongue

The meaning of life is reps.
You are currently experiencing a lucky and very brief window of awareness, sandwiched in between two periods of timeless and utter nothingness. So why not make the most of it, and stop wasting your life away trying to convince other people that there is something else? The reality is obvious.

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#44
RE: God is bored here.
(August 2, 2012 at 8:12 pm)Norfolk And Chance Wrote: Talking of reps, I think someone de-repped me lately. I was sure I was up to 14.

Own up, whoever it was?

Better still, if anyone would like to add a fresh rep, that would be grand.

Had to be a Christian. After all the lord giveth and the lord taketh away.
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#45
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There's not enough innocent little newbs about that I can befriend in order to take advantage of their reputation virginity.
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#46
RE: God is bored here.
(August 2, 2012 at 8:08 pm)Stevie Wrote: All right you guys made my day, but try to improve on the retort caliber, I expect way more form you retards, call me a God with very high expectations from lesser intelligent humaniods.

I'll check in tomorrow and see if you've hated yourself enough to want to improve.

But thanks for making my evening a very laughable one.

ROFLOL

Next time don't lie about being bored. Just admit you had to take time to purge the bishop. It's ok, everybody does it. In fact I spill more seed than Muhammad Ali filling a bird feeder.
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#47
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LOL, +1 on the rep count already.

Me = full of win today.

Hands up those who check their kudos every 5 minutes because they can't remember which threads they posted on?
You are currently experiencing a lucky and very brief window of awareness, sandwiched in between two periods of timeless and utter nothingness. So why not make the most of it, and stop wasting your life away trying to convince other people that there is something else? The reality is obvious.

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#48
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@Stevie :

I have reported your homophobic insult:not acceptable.

I think what passes for your wit is as funny as cancer. Here in Oz we call that form of alleged humour 'kidding on the square",much beloved of ratbags, arseholes and dead cunts. Not that I 'm suggesting that those terms are necessarily an accurate description of your character,only that your posts tend to come across that way to me.
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#49
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(August 2, 2012 at 8:30 pm)padraic Wrote: @Stevie :

I have reported your homophobic insult:not acceptable.

I think what passes for your wit is as funny a cancer. Here in Oz we call that form of alleged humour 'kidding on the square",much beloved of ratbags, arseholes and dead cunts. Not that I 'm suggesting that those terms are necessarily an accurate description of your character,only that your posts tend to come across that way to me.

No you're right, he's a fucking cock.
You are currently experiencing a lucky and very brief window of awareness, sandwiched in between two periods of timeless and utter nothingness. So why not make the most of it, and stop wasting your life away trying to convince other people that there is something else? The reality is obvious.

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#50
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boo fuckin hoo

whata bunch of crybabies.
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