In the past year, you've gotten me.
You're all fucking welcome.
You're all fucking welcome.
Happy 4th Birthday Atheist Forums!
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In the past year, you've gotten me.
You're all fucking welcome.
Couldn't make it Friday, so ... Happy Belated AF.
I would also like to officially congratulate AF on your anniversary. By all means, you heathen trash should have every opportunity to enjoy your life while you can because afterwards, you all are destined to be tortured eternally by our loving Lord.
In fact, I'll say for a group of godless unsaved scum, you folks are all right. I'd even say the same for the occasional sissy phony Christian that passes through here.
"You don't need facts when you got Jesus." -Pastor Deacon Fred, Landover Baptist Church
: True Christian is a Trademark of the Landover Baptist Church. I have no affiliation with this fine group of True Christians because I can't afford their tithing requirements but would like to be. Maybe someday the Lord will bless me with enough riches that I am able to. And for the lovers of Poe, here's your winking smiley:
HOw about a miracle or two to celebrate the occasions, YITW.
(August 26, 2012 at 11:53 pm)Minimalist Wrote: HOw about a miracle or two to celebrate the occasions, YITW. I'll pray on that.
"You don't need facts when you got Jesus." -Pastor Deacon Fred, Landover Baptist Church
: True Christian is a Trademark of the Landover Baptist Church. I have no affiliation with this fine group of True Christians because I can't afford their tithing requirements but would like to be. Maybe someday the Lord will bless me with enough riches that I am able to. And for the lovers of Poe, here's your winking smiley:
Oh, I didn't see this earlier. Happy birthday, oh epic forum. Thanks for being pretty damn awesome for me.
(August 27, 2012 at 12:41 am)Minimalist Wrote: Pray my ass. Do something useful. But that's the whole point of prayer. We don't have to do the work that's often involved with doing something useful but we still get to feel good about ourselves like we helped somehow.
"You don't need facts when you got Jesus." -Pastor Deacon Fred, Landover Baptist Church
: True Christian is a Trademark of the Landover Baptist Church. I have no affiliation with this fine group of True Christians because I can't afford their tithing requirements but would like to be. Maybe someday the Lord will bless me with enough riches that I am able to. And for the lovers of Poe, here's your winking smiley: RE: Happy 4th Birthday Atheist Forums!
August 27, 2012 at 1:01 am
(This post was last modified: August 27, 2012 at 1:01 am by Cyberman.)
Don't forget the sense of superiority that comes with telling everyone that you're going to pray. As I see it, that's the whole point. Why bother praying unless people know about it? That's no fun at all!
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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