Might as well do da deed

[Vincenzo Vinny G.]

And I wanna make you an offer I can't refuse.

Oh, I beg to differ. It's quite easy to refuse that.

Terms and conditions:

-I know you Xies can be a little skittish when it comes to the spicy language. So I'll keep it to the minimum.
-But you Xies gotta know one thing- it's gonna be all debate and science. Nothing presuppositional, nothing like circular reasoning, using da Bible to prove da Bible, none of dat shit. 100% pure reason and science and logic. Nothing more, nothing less. I know a lot more than you realize.

Right.. Making presumptions from the start. The force is not strong with this one. For granted, many believers do the circular reasoning thing, but not all.

You think you can humiliate me?

Keep this attitude and you'll make a fine job by doing it yourself.

If you seriously want to debate, all you have to do is post like your life depends on it, there's a lot of good threads out there.

I can tell I'se really gonna like you during the...how you say....duration of my participation on this forum.

Keep up da good work, mi sorda. And stay beautiful as always.

*do we have a yawn emoticon?

Hey hey my Japanese ping-pong! Your people make the best pasta imitation I'se ever had! Keep up da good work, you brighten up my belly's day!

Welcome.

Hey hey! Thanks mi paesan!

Welcome, Stereotypically-Italian Batman. Lol

Hey hey! You gotsa good sense of humor. I like dat! I'm very Italian, I get dat a lot. I try and tone it down so it don't rub da wrong way, but widda sense of humor like youse, you gonna be da comedian da city of Vinny G deserves, capisce? Haha, thanks for da welcome, mi sorda!

Hey Vinny, here's a couple tips to aid you in obtaining that debate you're looking for. (Also some forum etiquette)
1. cuz=because and Da=the and dat=that ... no one is going to want to have a legitimate debate with someone who sounds like an ignorant street thug.
2. Calling christians Xies (which I certainly have no problem with), is probably not going to be conducive to getting one to respond to you. You see, most that I know, don't like it when you take the "christ" out of their moniker.
3. Putting restrictions such as this, "Nothing presuppositional, nothing like circular reasoning, using da Bible to prove da Bible, none of dat shit. 100% pure reason and science and logic. Nothing more, nothing less." is not doing yourself any favors. Christians notoriously argue their own special logic. If you want to play in our little sandbox, these tips may help you towards your goal.

Alright Cinjin, I got one thing to say to youse.

You ooze class, baby. You're all business and it's easy to tell. Dat cool, detached way, it's how we all wish we could be. Thanks for the advice. Dem Christians want to be treated wid respect. Flowers, chocolates, tithes and offerings, all a dat! I hear youse. Good to have you here man. Ima keep an eye out for ya.

Stay classy, amico mio.

Is this Joe Pesci in disguise or something?

Uh, welcome I think?

Eyeyey!! Youse da first man I suspected of wearing hair extensions! Look at dat haircut!

Haha hey, nice to meet ya Poli. Don't forget you're really Italian, alrite? Dem history books full of revisions.

Hey...don't fuck with Joe Pesci.

Remember what George Carlin said about him.

Nah I don't care bout him. He's six feet under ain't he? Yeah I'm more off a Bill Mangiano kind of guy. True comedy, know what I'm sayin'?

This is all I could think of while reading your introduction:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4trn2lJxl00

All I could think of while watching dat video was "Thank natural selection for Bender, from Futurama."

Dat tin man was a real gaba-gool.

Welcome, Vinnie, and good luck.

Thanks, Aggie. But wid dese wits, I don't need no luck.

[Vincenzo Vinny G.]

So I just got a PM titled "Shove it up your ass" from sender Chuck.

If I do not deny receipt, will my butt hurt the next morning? Only one way to find out.

Okay, so I opened the PM. And it's going into my signature.