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RE: My introduction to the catastrophe that is deviantart.
September 5, 2012 at 6:00 pm
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(September 5, 2012 at 5:38 pm)RaphielDrake Wrote: Sorry, I just think everyone might of missed what Rev here put. Someone wrote themselves into their own story having sex with his own daughter and a girlfriends wound to punish cheating.
Am I the only one absolutely fascinated by the batshit craziness here? I mean, thats it. I'm hooked. I want to read everything hes written then submit it to psycho-analysts for further study.
The insane thing is that, by all accounts, Jake believes himself to be an almost perfect being and doesn't seem to find any of this out of sorts. He insists that Ronan (his self-insert) is a great character because he has only two flaws: his inability to keep house and a mole on his face. Neither of which hinder him in any way. Also, he becomes king of the Shibone nations and uses his power to kill anyone who likes modern music, male homosexuals [he once kills a gay guy for admiring his impossibly long (2-45 feet long) pecker] and any non-atheists. He also destroys the world at one point with his jism.
According to what I can gleam from his life, he's apparently the personification of the Jerk Jock who is as dumb as a brick and victimises everyone who isn't, including his bisexual film buff stepbrother.
Feel free to join accounts just to flame this jackass. I know I did.
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RE: My introduction to the catastrophe that is deviantart.
September 5, 2012 at 6:13 pm
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(September 5, 2012 at 6:00 pm)Rev. Rye Wrote: (September 5, 2012 at 5:38 pm)RaphielDrake Wrote: Sorry, I just think everyone might of missed what Rev here put. Someone wrote themselves into their own story having sex with his own daughter and a girlfriends wound to punish cheating.
Am I the only one absolutely fascinated by the batshit craziness here? I mean, thats it. I'm hooked. I want to read everything hes written then submit it to psycho-analysts for further study.
The insane thing is that, by all accounts, Jake believes himself to be an almost perfect being and doesn't seem to find any of this out of sorts. He insists that Ronan (his self-insert) is a great character because he has only two flaws: his inability to keep house and a mole on his face. Neither of which hinder him in any way. Also, he becomes king of the Shibone nations and uses his power to kill anyone who likes modern music, male homosexuals [he once kills a gay guy for admiring his impossibly long (2-45 feet long) pecker] and any non-atheists. He also destroys the world at one point with his jism.
According to what I can gleam from his life, he's apparently the personification of the Jerk Jock who is as dumb as a brick and victimises everyone who isn't, including his bisexual film buff stepbrother.
Feel free to join accounts just to flame this jackass. I know I did.
Oh wow, oh wow. I really hope he isn't a troll. I hope hes real. This is fucking gold. I am going to study this chimp as much as I can.
I'm genuinely excited about this. This is going to be absolutely fascinating.
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RE: My introduction to the catastrophe that is deviantart.
September 5, 2012 at 6:33 pm
(September 5, 2012 at 6:13 pm)RaphielDrake Wrote: Oh wow, oh wow. I really hope he isn't a troll. I hope hes real. This is fucking gold. I am going to study this chimp as much as I can.
I'm genuinely excited about this. This is going to be absolutely fascinating.
From everything I've heard, nobody really knows for sure whether or not this guy is a troll, but if he is, he's an unusually dedicated troll who wrote a fanfic of Naruto about the length of "The Catcher in the Rye" chock full of inflammatory opinions and lacking in proper spelling, went dormant for a few months , and then decided to write a piecemeal-written fanfiction called "New Champion Evangelion." I really doubt he's a troll. Apparently, Jake Tanner lives in Los Alamitos, CA.
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RE: My introduction to the catastrophe that is deviantart.
September 6, 2012 at 6:49 pm
(September 5, 2012 at 6:33 pm)Rev. Rye Wrote: (September 5, 2012 at 6:13 pm)RaphielDrake Wrote: Oh wow, oh wow. I really hope he isn't a troll. I hope hes real. This is fucking gold. I am going to study this chimp as much as I can.
I'm genuinely excited about this. This is going to be absolutely fascinating.
From everything I've heard, nobody really knows for sure whether or not this guy is a troll, but if he is, he's an unusually dedicated troll who wrote a fanfic of Naruto about the length of "The Catcher in the Rye" chock full of inflammatory opinions and lacking in proper spelling, went dormant for a few months , and then decided to write a piecemeal-written fanfiction called "New Champion Evangelion." I really doubt he's a troll. Apparently, Jake Tanner lives in Los Alamitos, CA.
"ok goddamit u mothrfuckers now i hav 2 rite another author note fuck i am so sick of repondign 2 u ppl u no wat i bet ur all part od da illumnati tey r real i read abt them and they r evil i no u all work 4 them,,, 2 elmo fanclub and chrometplath thank u 4 da good reviows!"
"NOW 2 U DRAGOHURTNER. i dint not me 2 fuk myself thats nut wat i meant/ yes i liv in los alamosita! y cant u ppl soell it fukin right!"
"sex maks u mature becus matur ppl do it dont u understed i bet not haha. look up 'si drinkin cum healty and" ull find it. no ctisicm is not awesum its mean 2 ppl like me who r good riters. ur not raroused by dis becuys u r stupud that is y."
I gotta call troll. I mean I wish it was for real but some of it is just too blatant and deliberate. Shame.
Still, thats some pretty funny shit. Kudos to that guy for fooling so many people.
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RE: My introduction to the catastrophe that is deviantart.
September 6, 2012 at 7:52 pm
(September 6, 2012 at 6:49 pm)RaphielDrake Wrote: "ok goddamit u mothrfuckers now i hav 2 rite another author note fuck i am so sick of repondign 2 u ppl u no wat i bet ur all part od da illumnati tey r real i read abt them and they r evil i no u all work 4 them,,, 2 elmo fanclub and chrometplath thank u 4 da good reviows!"
"NOW 2 U DRAGOHURTNER. i dint not me 2 fuk myself thats nut wat i meant/ yes i liv in los alamosita! y cant u ppl soell it fukin right!"
"sex maks u mature becus matur ppl do it dont u understed i bet not haha. look up 'si drinkin cum healty and" ull find it. no ctisicm is not awesum its mean 2 ppl like me who r good riters. ur not raroused by dis becuys u r stupud that is y."
I gotta call troll. I mean I wish it was for real but some of it is just too blatant and deliberate. Shame.
Still, thats some pretty funny shit. Kudos to that guy for fooling so many people. If he's a troll, he's an amazingly dedicated one. How many trolls have the dedication to write something so long with so few words spelled correctly?
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RE: My introduction to the catastrophe that is deviantart.
September 7, 2012 at 12:01 am
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That's probably easier than you'd imagine...lol. Seriously though, Catcher In The Rye length? Bet you can handle that in a month....and as a matter of fact..a certain event is just around the corner.
NaNoWriMo motherfuckers...lest we allow good ole Jake here to go down in history as a more competent and prolific author than ourselves.
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