My introduction to the catastrophe that is deviantart.

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[The Grand Nudger]

Lemme see your opus Raph...lol?

[JohnDG]

I have an aunt obsessed with transformers, who writes her own screenplays and stories for it. I could link you to her stupid shit but she's 30yr old so I would rather not be evil to her. And im talking about the cartoons not the movies.

[Reforged]

Lemme see your opus Raph...lol?

Sure. Let me just get the link for my Knight Ryder fan-fic. I don't want to give away too much but kitt gets his brain replaced with Lucy Lui and ends up pregnant with my child.
David Hasslehoff dies in a beach related incident leaving me to ride shotgun with my cyborg-car offspring.

Honestly, whats the point in fan-fic if not to bring laughter to those able to appreciate how horrible it is? I wish I could create that wonderful variety of insane shite. I promise you some of the most hilarious stuff ever written is by sexually frustrated teenagers with an unhealthy obsession of some strange cartoon or game.
If there is such a thing as literary excellence then this is definitely not it. Its the other end of the spectrum but I still think it deserves recognition. Its so awful it verges on genius.

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I have an aunt obsessed with transformers, who writes her own screenplays and stories for it. I could link you to her stupid shit but she's 30yr old so I would rather not be evil to her. And im talking about the cartoons not the movies.

Ah but does she write herself into it and put in a scene where she gets fisted by Optimus Prime causing her DNA to be altered and make her a transformer-transhuman hybrid?

Seriously, I'm not even exaggerating that much. That kind of shit is exactly the kind of thing people will write without any irony on this site.
Trust me, its out there and its fucking hilarious.

[Rev. Rye]

[thesummerqueen]

[Rev. Rye]

[Reforged]

However, I did read a really enlightening essay on dA that explained exactly why bronies love ... ponies.

I think we both know I'm going to ask for a link with an enthusiasm that verges on unsettling.
I must see this.

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I'm on Deviantart. I go by the handle Rickersnary (it comes from Dashiell Hammett.) I've currently got plans for a play (possibly my first full-length two-act play) entitled The Giant Tadpole Cometh Forth. I've got Scene 1 written down, and an outline of further scenes that may take a while to get written because I've got school and a job with Anglotopia. It's also part of a campaign where I and quite a few other people are antagonising This guy: Jake Tanner. He wrote an infamously terrible and unreadable fanfic called "Naruto Veangance Revelaitons." Among other things, including his refusal to spellcheck, including numerous sexual practices so depraved that the Marquis de Sade would balk at them, and having really shitty taste in film, he's giving atheism a bad name. And he's now back on Deviantart to create a fanfic for Neon Genesis Evangelion wherein he replaces Shinji Ikari as the savior of Earth, all the depth is gone, and his girlfriend shoves one of her tits in another woman's ass. And I really wish I were making that up.

OH wow. I am going to have so much fun with this. Thank you. I've already written my first review of the Jake Tanners first chapter.

"This is one of the most eloquent, fantastically written stories I've ever read. I mean how heart-torn ronan must of been as he left his villafe to have his crotch rubbed by ninjas. I was completely drawn in when Ochimura said ronan wasn't as powerrugfukl as he thinks and then ronan scared him off by roaring at him.
Anyway, I can't wait for this next instalment of this work of literary excellence. Well done."

It really is the other end of the spectrum, love it.

[Red Celt]

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