Joke of the Day..

[Oldandeasilyconfused]

Only if you are some sort of fundamentalist, God fearing theist who thinks that any reference to 'naughty parts' is a sin and angers your creator.

If you can get your mind out of the gutter and try to understand the innocence of a child's way of thinking then in a very charming way it is indeed funny.

Um, have a glance at the 'religious views' category.

Why is it that so many of the theists we get here are of the "wouldn't say 'shit' for a shilling" variety? They seem to have the sense of humour of a comatose chicken. Makes sense I guess, they're pretty chicken lipped comments.

Oh dear,I just had a thought (no,really); is the name "Goretti" an allusion to the Catholic saint and mental defective Maria Goretti?

I refer to her as "a mental defective" because that was what I thought when I was told her story at school.

Maria Goretti (16 October 1890 – 6 July 1902) is an Italian virgin-martyr of the Catholic Church, and is one of its youngest canonized saints. She was martyred after dying from multiple stab wounds, inflicted by her attempted rapist after she refused him because of love of Jesus and her loyalty to the Ten Commandments.[2]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maria_Goretti

[Overmars]

A married couple was on holiday in Jamaica. They were touring around the marketplace looking at the goods and such when they passed this small sandal shop.

From inside they heard the shopkeeper with a Jamaican accent say, "You foreigners! Come in. Come into my humble shop!"

So the married couple walked in. The Jamaican said to them, "I have some special sandals I think you would be interested in. Dey make you wild at sex."

Well, the wife was really interested in buying the sandals after what the man claimed, but her husband felt he really didn't need them. He was satisfied with things they way they were. The Jamaican quickly figured out the wife felt like she was getting the short end of the stick, so to speak.

The wife asked the man, "How could sandals make you into a sex freak?"

The Jamaican replied, "Tell him to just try dem on, Lady." So the husband, after some badgering from his wife, finally gave in, and tried them on.
As soon as the husband slipped them onto his feet, he got this wild look in his eyes. There was a level of excitement his wife hadn't seen in many years! In the blink of an eye, the husband grabbed the Jamaican, bent him violently over a table, yanked down his pants, ripped down his own pants, and grabbed a firm hold of the Jamaican's hips.

The Jamaican began screaming, "You got dem on the wrong feet! You got dem on the wrong feet!"


A man was driving when a traffic camera flashed. He knew he was not speeding. But just to be sure, he went around the block and passed the same spot, driving even more slowly. Again, the camera flashed. He thought this was quite funny, so he slowed down even further as he drove past the area, but the traffic camera flashed yet again. He tried a fourth time with the same result. The fifth time he was laughing when the camera flashed as he rolled past at a snail's pace.

Two weeks later, he got five traffic fine letters in the mail for driving without a seat belt.