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Frankstorm sent to destory "Blue States".... because God loves "Red States"
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Frankstorm sent to destory "Blue States".... because God loves "Red States"
"I still say a church steeple with a lightning rod on top shows a lack of confidence" ~Doug McLeod
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RE: Frankstorm sent to destory "Blue States".... because God loves "Red States"
Quote: Pat Robertson said that tornadoes could have been stopped if people prayed more!

That dickhead also told the people of Dover Pennsylvania that if a tornado hit their town they should understand it was because they kicked 'god' out of their schools. Of course the next tornado to hit anywhere hit kansas...the gold buckle of the bible belt... and not a word from the supreme shithead for jesus.
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Frankstorm sent to destory "Blue States".... because God loves "Red States"
But god promised he wouldn't destroy the world again by flood Undecided
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John Adams Wrote:The Government of the United States of America is not, in any sense, founded on the Christian religion.
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(October 26, 2012 at 7:16 pm)Minimalist Wrote:
Quote: Pat Robertson said that tornadoes could have been stopped if people prayed more!

That dickhead also told the people of Dover Pennsylvania that if a tornado hit their town they should understand it was because they kicked 'god' out of their schools. Of course the next tornado to hit anywhere hit kansas...the gold buckle of the bible belt... and not a word from the supreme shithead for jesus.

I keep being told god has a sense of irony in situations like this.

I think god just doesn't know where the fuck to focus his humor or his anger. You can't even say god has a sense of irony cuz if god has a sense of irony he'd send a tornado to rip apart good ol' Pat "Gimme All Your Money For Jesus" Robertson's paid-for-by-gullible-idiots manor.
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God has bad aim if he is sending this to punish us for wickedness
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(November 1, 2012 at 3:32 am)Utracia Wrote: God has bad aim if he is sending this to punish us for wickedness

Doesn't he always? Why doesn't he ever just rain deathbeams from heaven that only target those he is after, and rather just send a general cataclysm?
(Hint: it might suggest he existed)
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And we can't have that. No, God has to keep hiding from its creations and remain indistinguishable from purely and predictable natural events, even though following its silent commands is (allegedly) the whole purpose for our existence.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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Even if the open windows of science at first make us shiver after the cozy indoor warmth of traditional humanizing myths, in the end the fresh air brings vigor, and the great spaces have a splendor of their own - Bertrand Russell
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