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Man rams church, chases down pastor, beats him to death with electric guitar...
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Man rams church, chases down pastor, beats him to death with electric guitar...
"A North Texas congregation is reeling after an attacker rammed a car into a church wall, chased the pastor, and beat him to death with an electric guitar.

Police told reporters they didn't know why the unidentified suspect attacked Rev. Danny Kirk Sr., founding pastor of the Greater Sweethome MIssionary Baptist Church."


Folks, please don't treat your electric guitars this way.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-...uitar.html
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Man rams church, chases down pastor, beats him to death with electric guitar...
I smell a sexual abuse scandal...
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Either sexual abuse or bath salts. Maybe sexual abuse involving bath salts? Sorry, that was in bad taste.
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Quote:When police arrived they had to use a Taser to subdue the man, handcuffed him, and locked him in their patrol car.
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The assailant himself was found unresponsive shortly after being taken into custody and was pronounced dead at a local hospital.

DAMNIT TEXAS!

Can't you even take in a perp properly?!

Now we'll never know why this happened, or what led up to it.
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Live fast, die young, leave two corpses......ROCK AND ROLL!



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RE: Man rams church, chases down pastor, beats him to death with electric guitar...
There's just one thing to say about this, and Jim Steinman said it 30 years ago:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mUFzVGG6k3Q

and here's the version you may be more familiar with:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aiEazIgATPY
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A truly senseless killing, Tino.

Of course, from the same webpage comes this.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-...dy-up.html

Quote:Wife, 49, 'stabbed husband to death with her dress-making scissors because he wouldn't help tidy her up'

Obviously a very sensible killing I suppose.
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A victory for humanity!
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What did the guitar ever do to this guy to deserve such treatment?
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DailyMail is the worst source for real news in the UK...
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