Why I don't fear hell.

[Spectrum]

Epic post!

[Utracia]

bleh nvrmind

[Mystic]

I was inclined to disbelieve in hell out of this "love others, as you love yourself". But I believe in that because I had a passionate love to such an idea. Agnostic confusion leaves me to believe hell is very possible.

Of course, with none of the religions true, I wouldn't believe in possible of "hell" for "disbelievers" type thing. But it may very well be, that wrath, hate, vengeance, are praiseworthy from one perspective.

I don't know what absolute morality would be. I don't know if hell is an illogical concept.

[Godscreated]

I really hate to do this, you all know I do, but it has to be said, you're wrong again, why you do not go to scripture first I'll never understand. Go read the passages vv 18-26 and you will see they are describing God's destruction of Israel's enemies and there return to there lands. The description of light in verse 26 is about the brightness of Israel's hope. Sorry guys hell will be hotter.

[Zen Badger]

Keep it up GC and Santa won't bring you any presents for Christmas.

[KichigaiNeko]

A) the place is fictional

B) IF it was a reality, then by the definitions set out in the various sacred texts yield the above results

C) the writers of said sacred texts didn't have a fucking clue and probably "imagined" what 'hell' might be like for then should they lived long enough to experience it.

[Cyberman]

Sorry guys hell will be hotter.

Really?

[KichigaiNeko]

Sorry guys hell will be hotter.

Really?

Oh heck..Stimbo, have you seen that essay answer as to why Hell has frozen over?? Something to do with Boyle's Law?

* Kichi dashes off to find the offending document GFGI !! :d

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FOUND!! I think


Credit here:- http://www.alphadictionary.com/fun/hell.html

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The Situation in Hell
Essays
The following is supposedly an actual question given on a University of Washington chemistry mid-term. The answer by one student was so "profound" that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well.
Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)?
Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant.
One student, however, wrote the following:
First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving.
As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different Religions that exist in the world today. Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell.
With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added.
This gives two possibilities:
1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.
2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.
So which is it?
If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year that, "it will be a cold day in Hell before I go out with you", and take into account the fact that I went out with her last night, then number 2 must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over.
The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore, extinct . . . leaving only Heaven, thereby proving the existence of a divine being which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting "Oh my God."
THIS STUDENT RECEIVED THE ONLY "A."
Author: Unknown / Contributor: John Masher

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[Cyberman]

The one about the writer's girlfriend saying that she'd sleep with him when Hell froze over, which she did, therefore Hell is exothermic and losing mass (or something)?

Nope, never seen it.

[KichigaiNeko]

The one about the writer's girlfriend saying that she'd sleep with him when Hell froze over, which she did, therefore Hell is exothermic and losing mass (or something)?

Nope, never seen it.

Found it for your pleasure Stimbo