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RE: Oh my ....!!! Why!?!?!?!?!
November 15, 2012 at 9:48 pm
A jerkin was also a type of shirt or jacket worn by men around three or four hundred years ago, so maybe he is suggesting cooking Americans in their jackets, perhaps by baking them? In which case I recommend pricking them with a fork or somesuch, else they're liable to burst.
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RE: Oh my ....!!! Why!?!?!?!?!
November 15, 2012 at 9:51 pm
I will allways defer to you on matters of pop culture
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RE: Oh my ....!!! Why!?!?!?!?!
November 15, 2012 at 10:20 pm
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(November 15, 2012 at 9:48 pm)Stimbo Wrote: A jerkin was also a type of shirt or jacket worn by men around three or four hundred years ago, so maybe he is suggesting cooking Americans in their jackets, perhaps by baking them? In which case I recommend pricking them with a fork or somesuch, else they're liable to burst.
We don't burst in ovens...we self baste. Also, we rarely require marinade before roasting because we are naturally succulent, and often infused with various types of alcohol. Mind that you may want to check our carcasses for live ammunition......
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