FUCK snow!!!

[Something completely different]

So last night, just before going to bed I looked through the weather report, since it`s the time of the year in which it snows regulary.
And like most of the time, I found it hard to get an accurate and good report since so many newschannels sex up the weather report.

wtf!!! why!!! from all the stories to sex up why the fuck sex up the weather report!!! why!!!!!

So out of headlines such as


SNOWPOCALYPSE!!!

SNOWTSUNAMI!!!!!!

SHOVEL SNOW FOR YOUR LIFEEEEEES!!!!!!

SNOW OF THE CENTURY!!!!

SO COLD IT WILL FREEZE THE SHIT IN YOUR ASS!!!!!!!!!!

SNOW ON A PLANE!!!

RISE OF THE LIVING SNOW!!!!

I ignored it as silly, whilest being confused of it eighter meaning that it might snow a bit, there might be a bit more snow, or a evil fucking snow storm, or the nuclear holocaust all togehter.

Now I woke up about 2 hours ago.
No storm, but 60 cm of new snow, 60 fucking cm!!!
Why couldnt they just say that there will be an estimated 60 cm of snow coming down. I am no expert but I am certain that meteorologists have the methods and the maths to calculate the estemated downpoor of rain or snow which is percicely between 10 and 20 cm of the real amount.

FUCK THEM!!!

I now have to get my shovels together and cant use my car, because instead of preparing for the worst case scenario I chose to do jackshit.

One day I will move to Spain.

[Rayaan]