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RE: Goodluck ?
December 17, 2012 at 5:07 pm
(December 17, 2012 at 4:53 pm)catfish Wrote: I don't agree with human sacrifice, period!
The Lord disagrees. It was only by the sacrifice of Jesus on the cross that Yahweh could convince Himself to forgive us all for being such sinful beings. Now we may not understand why human sacrifice is needed but it's not for us to either understand or agree with the Lord. He don't cotton to folk who ask annoying questions.
The sacrifice of Jesus made everything better and He is fully human and fully God. So it was both a human sacrifice and a sui-dei-cide.
Quote:Also, the Bible says there is no mediator between man and God...
Wrong again!
Quote:1st Tim 2:5 For there is one God, and one mediator between God and men, the man Christ Jesus;
Dumb ass phony Christian!
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RE: Goodluck ?
December 17, 2012 at 5:11 pm
(December 17, 2012 at 3:46 pm)catfish Wrote: (December 17, 2012 at 3:33 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Admit it. You don't know what the fuck you are talking about and just pull shit out of your ass, don't you.
John 7:21-24
King James Version (KJV)
21 Jesus answered and said unto them, I have done one work, and ye all marvel.
22 Moses therefore gave unto you circumcision; (not because it is of Moses, but of the fathers; ) and ye on the sabbath day circumcise a man.
23 If a man on the sabbath day receive circumcision, that the law of Moses should not be broken; are ye angry at me, because I have made a man every whit whole on the sabbath day?
24 Judge not according to the appearance, but judge righteous judgment.
Bolded above to "prove" it wasn't commanded by God.
Read Romans 2 for the rest ...
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But your own fucking bible says that "god" commanded it. WTF are you to countermand "god?"
Try to remember that you are the bible thumper, not me. I just like taking it and shoving up your ass.
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RE: Goodluck ?
December 17, 2012 at 5:19 pm
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(December 17, 2012 at 5:11 pm)Minimalist Wrote: But your own fucking bible says that "god" commanded it. WTF are you to countermand "god?"
Try to remember that you are the bible thumper, not me. I just like taking it and shoving up your ass.
Admit it, you don't really know the Bible, do you?
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(December 17, 2012 at 5:07 pm)YahwehIsTheWay Wrote: Dumb ass phony Christian!
All parody asside, I'm up for the "True christian™" game. You go first...
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RE: Goodluck ?
December 17, 2012 at 5:25 pm
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(December 17, 2012 at 5:19 pm)catfish Wrote: (December 17, 2012 at 5:11 pm)Minimalist Wrote: But your own fucking bible says that "god" commanded it. WTF are you to countermand "god?"
Try to remember that you are the bible thumper, not me. I just like taking it and shoving up your ass.
Admit it, you don't really know the Bible, do you?
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Dude, Min completely schooled you on the Bible. And he's heathen unsaved, unrepentant, foul-mouthed trash. And he's schooling you, a supposed believer in what our Holy Book says?
This is embarrassing! Just admit you're a phony Christian who's total knowledge of scripture can be written on a cocktail napkin and save us both further humiliation!
Now me, I don't have a problem with the contradictions between OT and NT because I have the ultimate escape clause "Jesus died for that!" Sure, there's no part of the Bible that outlines which old laws are voided ("fulfilled") but hey, you can't prove that Jesus DIDN'T die so I can have shell fish. Making shit up is an old tradition.
(December 17, 2012 at 5:19 pm)catfish Wrote: All parody asside, I'm up for the "True christian™" game. You go first...
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How about the Tim passage I quoted to you?
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RE: Goodluck ?
December 17, 2012 at 5:40 pm
(December 17, 2012 at 5:25 pm)YahwehIsTheWay Wrote: (December 17, 2012 at 5:19 pm)catfish Wrote: All parody asside, I'm up for the "True christian™" game. You go first...
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How about the Tim passage I quoted to you?
What about it, I don't have to believe that shit... How does that make me a phony christian?
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RE: Goodluck ?
December 17, 2012 at 6:35 pm
(December 17, 2012 at 5:40 pm)catfish Wrote: (December 17, 2012 at 5:25 pm)YahwehIsTheWay Wrote: How about the Tim passage I quoted to you?
What about it, I don't have to believe that shit... How does that make me a phony christian?
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You do know that 1st Timothy is one of the books of the Bible, right?
"You don't need facts when you got Jesus." -Pastor Deacon Fred, Landover Baptist Church
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RE: Goodluck ?
December 17, 2012 at 6:39 pm
(December 17, 2012 at 6:35 pm)YahwehIsTheWay Wrote:
You do know that 1st Timothy is one of the books of the Bible, right?
What's your point? Is there a directive somewhere that says I must believe everything?
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RE: Goodluck ?
December 17, 2012 at 6:40 pm
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YahwehIsTheWay versus catfish? Looks like we have an infinite feedback loop of craziness.
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RE: Goodluck ?
December 17, 2012 at 7:38 pm
Quote:What about it, I don't have to believe that shit... How does that make me a phony christian?
I don't think you are a phony xtian. I think you are a fucking shithead.
There is a subtle difference, dickwad.
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RE: Goodluck ?
December 17, 2012 at 7:45 pm
(December 17, 2012 at 7:38 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Quote:What about it, I don't have to believe that shit... How does that make me a phony christian?
I don't think you are a phony xtian. I think you are a fucking shithead.
There is a subtle difference, dickwad.
You guys are too fucking easy!
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