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Jesus is Russian!!!
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Jesus is Russian!!!
January 26, 2013 at 5:54 am
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W2Cv5hZfOmk


In short: Russian dude proklaims being Jesus after the collapse of the Soviet union, lives as leader of vegan streight edge cult in the middle of nowhere in Siberia.

LOL
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RE: Jesus is Russian!!!
January 26, 2013 at 5:57 am
He's try a bit hard to look like the pictures of jesus isn't he. Dressing like a roman citizen and all.



You can fix ignorance, you can't fix stupid.

Tinkety Tonk and down with the Nazis.




 








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RE: Jesus is Russian!!!
January 26, 2013 at 10:59 am
(January 26, 2013 at 5:57 am)downbeatplumb Wrote: He's try a bit hard to look like the pictures of jesus isn't he. Dressing like a roman citizen and all.

Clearly not hard enough. Where are the holes in his hands and feet?
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RE: Jesus is Russian!!!
January 28, 2013 at 8:51 am
(January 26, 2013 at 10:59 am)genkaus Wrote:
(January 26, 2013 at 5:57 am)downbeatplumb Wrote: He's try a bit hard to look like the pictures of jesus isn't he. Dressing like a roman citizen and all.

Clearly not hard enough. Where are the holes in his hands and feet?
Nothing a Black&Decker can't fix.
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RE: Jesus is Russian!!!
January 28, 2013 at 9:04 am
They are happy, but only because they are crazy.
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RE: Jesus is Russian!!!
January 28, 2013 at 12:17 pm
(January 28, 2013 at 8:51 am)DunkleSeele Wrote: Nothing a Black&Decker can't fix.

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