Plane crash fail

[Something completely different]

A plane crash is probably the most damaging thing that can happen to an airline and has bad consequences for the company.

One of these consequences, is that the name of the airline will be all over the news, releated to a negative story.
Customers, will therefor reconsider their flight, aswell as potential costomers.

Last saturday at the airport of Rome a plane by the airline "Alitalia" crashed injuring 16 people.

The plane belonged to the rumanian cheap flight company "Carpatair" but flew on a contract by "Alitalia" under the "Alitalia" air fleet.

After the plane crashed on saturday, the italian airline was quick to release a statement that their planes: dont crash.

And on Sunday morning:

!!!

Members of the company tried to cover up their involvment in the crash by painting white paint over the logo and windows over the night:

[Cyberman]

So they're that concerned about image that they took the time and effort they could have used to actually, oh I dunno, take the plane away and hide it somewhere, and used it to paint over the thing instead? Are we sure that even is paint and not Tipp-Ex or something?

[Jackalope]

How incompetent. Most airlines fly aircraft that have the good sense to break up into a million unrecognizable pieces when they crash.