I am an atheist, author, professional copywriter and jogging enthusiast, AMA

[Gilgamesh]

u guys r so kawaii omg!! <3

[Shell B]

You are an evil man, but you would be the clear choice. I've spent more time with King than you so far. I would like the chance to spend more with you.

Alright you cheesy bastards. Dial that sappy shit back a bit.

No.

[Jackalope]

Alright you cheesy bastards. Dial that sappy shit back a bit.

No.

Yes. Please, I just ate.

[Shell B]

Oh, don't be ridiculous. Being kind to a loved one is not disgusting. We're not stupid lovey-dovey. If you prefer, we can talk about our sex life.

[Cinjin]

I will admit though, that Tiberius is definitely better looking than Steven King.

[Shell B]

He certainly is. He is a good looking young man. Yummy.

[Something completely different]

Are you actually a really nice grandaunt kind of person?

Who bakes chokolate cakes, is very nice to her neigbhours and regulary invites them in for barbecues and other meals?
Who has a big garden behind her house of which she takes care of with love, especialy her daisies (which are her favorite flowers)?
Who is very nice to children and oftern gives them sweets? Who is hardly ever annoyed? Who is generaly nice to everyone she comes accross?
Who hasn`t got a single grudge against anyone and anything out there?


And what you do here is simply your "dirty" hobby?

[Shell B]

I don't know if I'm very nice. I'm nice to people I care about. Well, not all the time, but I try and tend to be quick to apologize. I do bake chocolate cakes. I do not invite neighbors over, as I don't tend to enjoy being overly social with people outside of my family. I used to have a big garden. I like tiger lilies. I am very nice to children and they rarely annoy me. I tend to be polite to strangers. Tiberius thought it odd that I say hi to random people we would see walking near us. I do hold grudges. I don't waste time in my life making up with people who are unimportant. I'll be here once, why fucking bother?

This is nowhere near my dirty hobby. My dirty hobby would disturb you.

[Cinjin]

I don't know if I'm very nice. I'm nice to people I care about. Well, not all the time, but I try and tend to be quick to apologize. I do bake chocolate cakes. I do not invite neighbors over, as I don't tend to enjoy being overly social with people outside of my family. I used to have a big garden. I like tiger lilies. I am very nice to children and they rarely annoy me. I tend to be polite to strangers. Tiberius thought it odd that I say hi to random people we would see walking near us. I do hold grudges. I don't waste time in my life making up with people who are unimportant. I'll be here once, why fucking bother?

This is nowhere near my dirty hobby. My dirty hobby would disturb you.

Hmm, that's a curiosity ... I could easily say "me too" on everything you said.