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Was Elvis The Second Coming?

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Was Elvis The Second Coming?
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Was Elvis The Second Coming?
February 4, 2013 at 11:25 am
Badger Badger Badger Badger Where are the snake and mushroom smilies?
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RE: Was Elvis The Second Coming?
February 4, 2013 at 11:31 am
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RE: Was Elvis The Second Coming?
February 4, 2013 at 11:58 am
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RE: Was Elvis The Second Coming?
February 4, 2013 at 12:01 pm
(February 4, 2013 at 11:58 am)Confused Ape Wrote:
Quote:Blue symbolizes: youth, spirituality, truth, peace

Hmm. What's the mystical teaching hidden within the lyrics of Blue Suede Shoes? Big Grin

Elvis used the shoes for his daily walk on water.
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RE: Was Elvis The Second Coming?
February 4, 2013 at 12:17 pm
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RE: Was Elvis The Second Coming?
February 4, 2013 at 12:59 pm
Jesus wasn't responsible for what the words written in the bible, as Elvis never wrote a song himself. It can't be a co-incidence!
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RE: Was Elvis The Second Coming?
February 4, 2013 at 11:29 pm
No, but Pac was.
"A dolla makes me holla, Honey Boo-Boo" -- Honey Boo-Boo
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RE: Was Elvis The Second Coming?
February 5, 2013 at 12:01 am
Elvis is alive and working in Vegas as an Elvis impersonator Big Grin
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