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Poll: Whose 2nd coming would you like most?
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Steve Jobs
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Nikola Tesla
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Einstein
28.57%
2 28.57%
Leonardo da Vinci
14.29%
1 14.29%
John Lennon
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0 0%
Jesus
0%
0 0%
Someone else
14.29%
1 14.29%
Fuck 2nd comings
42.86%
3 42.86%
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Whose 2nd coming would you like most?
#1
Whose 2nd coming would you like most?
So if one dead person from the past could come back who would you want it to be?
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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#2
RE: Whose 2nd coming would you like most?
Cthulhu.
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#3
RE: Whose 2nd coming would you like most?
My wife,............. lord knows I'm no longer able.
I don't have an anger problem, I have an idiot problem.
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#4
RE: Whose 2nd coming would you like most?
(February 10, 2021 at 9:13 am)brewer Wrote: My wife,............. lord knows I'm no longer able.

When I was younger we used to add the comings up for a grand total. I'd put mine in first and then the ladies would add theirs together and then add them to mine.
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#5
RE: Whose 2nd coming would you like most?
Nope, not taking part.

This list does not include ABBA, Pat Benatar, Nina, Blondie, Ramones, and all the other likes of mine nobody has an obligation to like that I like. 

(note to self: Did I think this, or type it?)
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#6
RE: Whose 2nd coming would you like most?
Jimi Hendrix
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#7
RE: Whose 2nd coming would you like most?
(February 10, 2021 at 11:16 am)no one Wrote: Jimi Hendrix

I am going to instigate a riot here. While I love him, I love Vernon Reid of "Living Color" far more.

Hendrix certainly laid the groundwork for Vernon to do what he did, but if I am going to place bets on who can burn an axe at blazing speed, I put Vernon above Hendrix. Yes, I know, that is music blasphemy.
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RE: Whose 2nd coming would you like most?
(February 10, 2021 at 10:09 am)Brian37 Wrote: Nope, not taking part.

This list does not include ABBA, Pat Benatar, Nina, Blondie, Ramones, and all the other likes of mine nobody has an obligation to like that I like. 

(note to self: Did I think this, or type it?)

You understand that someone has to be dead to qualify for the list, right? So, you could pick the Ramones.

Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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RE: Whose 2nd coming would you like most?
(February 10, 2021 at 9:13 am)brewer Wrote: My wife,............. lord knows I'm no longer able.

Faints
  
“If you are the smartest person in the room, then you are in the wrong room.” — Confucius
                                      
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RE: Whose 2nd coming would you like most?
(February 10, 2021 at 12:55 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:
(February 10, 2021 at 10:09 am)Brian37 Wrote: Nope, not taking part.

This list does not include ABBA, Pat Benatar, Nina, Blondie, Ramones, and all the other likes of mine nobody has an obligation to like that I like. 

(note to self: Did I think this, or type it?)

You understand that someone has to be dead to qualify for the list, right? So, you could pick the Ramones.

Boru

Didn't you mention, just the other day, about not shoehorning ABBA into everything?
  
“If you are the smartest person in the room, then you are in the wrong room.” — Confucius
                                      
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