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Kim Jong-il vs. Jesus H. Christ
February 5, 2013 at 11:45 pm
Do I really need to say anything?
Just watch.
"Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false, and by the rulers as useful" - Edward Gibbon (Offen misattributed to Lucius Annaeus Seneca or Seneca the Younger) (Thanks to apophenia for the correction)
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Know more about the world than I knew yesterday and lessen the suffering of others. You'd be surprised how far that gets you' - Neil deGrasse Tyson
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RE: Kim Jong-il vs. Jesus H. Christ
February 6, 2013 at 12:00 am
Brilliant. Thanks for sharing.
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RE: Kim Jong-il vs. Jesus H. Christ
February 6, 2013 at 12:16 am
Very good. If it's in a book, it must be true. What more proof do we need? There's just one thing I thought would have been brought up: when he got onto the point about the choice between choosing to worship them or not and being punished for it, I expected him to mention that being sent to the gulags couldn't possibly last longer than the rest of a person's life; whereas hell is meant for all time (depending on various contradictory definitions of hell, that is). Hence making Kim Jong-il the 'nicer' of the two.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'