I actually printed out the whole thing, just so I could take it away and read it. I've managed to plod through it but not in one sitting - for some peculiar reason, I can only take that stuff in bite size chunks. Put it this way: when it was first leaked, my little niece Rosie would have been about five or six. Even at that age she would have been ashamed to have written something like that. It's far too sad even to be comedy; particularly when you realise that it's a massive slap in the face to anyone who actually put in the work to earn a real degree.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'