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Jesus was a shape shifter

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Jesus was a shape shifter
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Jesus was a shape shifter
March 17, 2013 at 12:45 pm
and the Last Supper was with Pontius Pilate. At least according to a recently deciphered 1200 year old apocryphal text.

http://science.nbcnews.com/_news/2013/03...=obnetwork
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RE: Jesus was a shape shifter
March 17, 2013 at 12:51 pm
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RE: Jesus was a shape shifter
March 17, 2013 at 1:00 pm
The irony is that we'll soon have Christians saying "Jesus... Shapeshifting? That's absurd. Shapeshifting is silly. Don't be so ridiculous, there's no way anyone will believe that BS!"
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RE: Jesus was a shape shifter
March 17, 2013 at 1:00 pm
At best, Jesus was a bullshitter.
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RE: Jesus was a shape shifter
March 17, 2013 at 1:02 pm
(March 17, 2013 at 1:00 pm)Minimalist Wrote: At best, Jesus was a bullshitter.

I think he first learned he could shapeshift when he morphed into a snake, and had a friendly conversation with Eve.
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RE: Jesus was a shape shifter
March 17, 2013 at 4:52 pm
(March 17, 2013 at 12:45 pm)popeyespappy Wrote: and the Last Supper was with Pontius Pilate. At least according to a recently deciphered 1200 year old apocryphal text.

http://science.nbcnews.com/_news/2013/03...=obnetwork

That stuff does not even being to line up with the entirety of the NT, just because new writings are discovered does not mean they have truth in them.
God loves those who believe and those who do not and the same goes for me, you have no choice in this matter. That puts the matter of total free will to rest.
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RE: Jesus was a shape shifter
March 17, 2013 at 5:43 pm
Same goes for your old bullshit, too.
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RE: Jesus was a shape shifter
March 17, 2013 at 6:16 pm
(March 17, 2013 at 4:52 pm)Godschild Wrote:
(March 17, 2013 at 12:45 pm)popeyespappy Wrote: and the Last Supper was with Pontius Pilate. At least according to a recently deciphered 1200 year old apocryphal text.

http://science.nbcnews.com/_news/2013/03...=obnetwork

That stuff does not even being to line up with the entirety of the NT, just because new writings are discovered does not mean they have truth in them.

Just because old writings were discovered, does not mean they have truth in them.
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RE: Jesus was a shape shifter
March 17, 2013 at 6:53 pm
(March 17, 2013 at 4:52 pm)Godschild Wrote:
(March 17, 2013 at 12:45 pm)popeyespappy Wrote: and the Last Supper was with Pontius Pilate. At least according to a recently deciphered 1200 year old apocryphal text.

http://science.nbcnews.com/_news/2013/03...=obnetwork

That stuff does not even being to line up with the entirety of the NT, just because new writings are discovered does not mean they have truth in them.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news GC' but the NT doesn't line up with the entirety of itself.
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RE: Jesus was a shape shifter
March 18, 2013 at 2:46 pm
Well, that's different. Not one of David Icke's shape shifting lizards, though.
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