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Proving God Existence
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 RE: Proving God Existence
May 20, 2013 at 4:11 am
(This post was last modified: May 20, 2013 at 4:12 am by Muslim Scholar.)
(May 20, 2013 at 3:02 am)NoraBrimstone Wrote: This thread is giving me hives.These are typical symptoms when you know that you are guilty and will be punished Same like when a police car is stopping you for a violation Save yourself before you die, or prepare for hell (May 20, 2013 at 1:58 am)Ryantology Wrote:I'll give another example that we don't know(May 20, 2013 at 1:49 am)Muslim Scholar Wrote: Can you detect gravity? however you can see its effect. 
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May 20, 2013 at 5:49 am
(This post was last modified: May 20, 2013 at 5:51 am by littleendian.)
(May 20, 2013 at 4:11 am)Muslim Scholar Wrote:Oh, I'm positive there's no God and no hell or heaven, but just in case I'm wrong I'm prepare for that. No problem, I'll just get cremated so God or C'thulu or whoever might actually be on duty that day won't get a chance to have their way with my body, they can do with my ashes whatever they please, try to burn them again, take a whiz on them, put them on a windowsil, feed them to their fish tank, whatever, I won't be there so screw them.(May 20, 2013 at 3:02 am)NoraBrimstone Wrote: This thread is giving me hives.These are typical symptoms when you know that you are guilty and will be punished
"Men see clearly enough the barbarity of all ages — except their own!" — Ernest Crosby.
 (May 20, 2013 at 4:11 am)Muslim Scholar Wrote: These are typical symptoms when you know that you are guilty and will be punishedThis isn't a very nice thing to say. I'm doing my annual letter to Santa soon, and I'm going to tell him you were mean. I hope you're prepared to find a lump of coal in your stocking this Christmas!  (May 20, 2013 at 5:54 am)NoraBrimstone Wrote:(May 20, 2013 at 4:11 am)Muslim Scholar Wrote: These are typical symptoms when you know that you are guilty and will be punishedThis isn't a very nice thing to say. Errr... he's muslim... doesn't have christmas... because, you know.... christ's birth thing. (May 20, 2013 at 6:20 am)pocaracas Wrote: Errr... he's muslim... doesn't have christmas... because, you know.... christ's birth thing.Also I suspect because Christmas without snow sucks, and historically there was very little snow in muslim countries.
"Men see clearly enough the barbarity of all ages — except their own!" — Ernest Crosby.
RE: Proving God Existence
May 20, 2013 at 6:33 am
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(May 20, 2013 at 6:20 am)pocaracas Wrote:So? Isn't that even worse? Santa might have to crap in his stocking!(May 20, 2013 at 5:54 am)NoraBrimstone Wrote: This isn't a very nice thing to say. RE: Proving God Existence
May 20, 2013 at 6:45 am
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(May 20, 2013 at 6:33 am)NoraBrimstone Wrote:(May 20, 2013 at 6:20 am)pocaracas Wrote: Errr... he's muslim... doesn't have christmas... because, you know.... christ's birth thing.So? Isn't that even worse? Santa might have to crap in his stocking! Worse? don't know.... He probably never had christmas, nor any of his friends... so he doesn't know what he's missing. Presents! and Candy! O.O (May 20, 2013 at 5:54 am)NoraBrimstone Wrote:I'll send a suicide bomber to kill Santa, he is evil(May 20, 2013 at 4:11 am)Muslim Scholar Wrote: These are typical symptoms when you know that you are guilty and will be punishedThis isn't a very nice thing to say. 
(May 20, 2013 at 7:03 am)Muslim Scholar Wrote:Better yet do it yourself, go on, suicide-bomb the north pole, you won't harm anyone else in the process and you will finally find out all about those virgins promised to you. I sure hope they are actually named Bernd and Freddie and can't wait for you to finally arrive so they can start having fun with your corn-holio!(May 20, 2013 at 5:54 am)NoraBrimstone Wrote: This isn't a very nice thing to say.I'll send a suicide bomber to kill Santa, he is evil
"Men see clearly enough the barbarity of all ages — except their own!" — Ernest Crosby.
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